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Here is some useful advice that I've (sadly) learned from personal experience.

~Make sure you grab the right end of the curling iron~


~Never reach over an open flame~


~Walls are hard~


~Leaning on a rolly chair = instant fall~


~Flutes are not batons~


~Cellphone chargers are pointy~


~A yo-yo ball can cause head injuries~


~Don't overflow a pot with Mac n' Cheese~


~Loose flip flops and stairs are death traps~


~Two can keep a secret if the other is dead~


~Laughing and pain = more pain~


~Faking broken legs makes the hostess angry (sorry Maloni!)~


~Absence makes the heart grow fonder~


~School work comes before shaving~


~Trying new cafeteria foods can be fatal~


~Dusty bites~


~Dusty bites hard~


~A licked fork is your best weapon~


~Writing advice is somewhat difficult~


I hope you enjoyed this! I needed another journal entry if you're wondering... sweatdrop