Ok, before ol' crazy lady comes back let me warn you good people about the insanity..no..the BRUTality of the situation at hand here!
This girl you all know as "Kristen" is REALLY a mutant-genetic spy-robot monkey in a suit sent to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!
I kidd you not! She is evil, and mean, and evil, and ugly, and evil, and..short. Yea, short. YEA SHORT!
SEE!!
Short=Monkey! Monkey's are short!! SEEEE!!
Well you can't see it cause I don't know how to put pictures on this baby, BUT that's beside the point.
If you people want to see the light of day again, then grab your sticks mounted with fire and your pitchforks for the pitching, and of course bring your own SOUP LADDLE! Why?
Well, I dunno..it seemed like a cool thing to say at the timmmee..hmm..oh well.
You citizens are all probably wondering who I am.
You'll need to know so you can thank me of course, so, ok, my name is
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OH NO disregard that splurg of random letters and space! She's back..OH NO!!
NOOOOOOOOOOooOOooooooooOOOooOOOOOoooOOOOooooo!!!
(Typed by Hana)
Mom: What are you doing on the computer-- WHAT THE @%%^^* !!?
B: Hey NO! THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH!! THE TRRRRUTHHH!!
mom: I am NOT a monkey spy thing!! GET AWAY FROM THERE!!
B: NEVER!!!
Mom: OH YEA!? HIEI I AM BORROWING YOUR SHOES!!
(in other room) Dad: Why the hell do you need my shoes?
Mom: To SMASH A BUG!
B: I am not a BUG!! HEY! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CRAZY MONKEY-BOT! HELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP SOMEEEBODDDYY SAAAAVE ME!!!
Mom: MUUUUHAHAA!! WHOSE A CRAZY MONKEY, HUH!! HUH!!?
B: AAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!NO NO NO NOT THE FACE!! AAAAAAGGG!!
Dad: Don't destroy my shoes Kristen!
Mom: OKAY! HAH! OK You gonna apologize now?
B: ....(wheeze)..yea yea..sorry...
Mom: Ok then. See, that wasn't so bad....
B: Yea...sorry about your BROKEN KIDNEYS! MUUUHHH!
Mom: Gak! GET OFF ME!
B: HAHAHAaAAA!!!
Dad: Ok, get off my wife if you wish to continue breathing through your face!
B: It'll be-- Hey, wait a minute, what are doing with that..OH GOD NO!!
Hana's note: HI everyone! I just want you all to know that B is alive and well. My mommy didn't want daddy to kill him, she just wanted him to behave. Heh, so daddy had to take him off mom and "talk to him" in the other room.
YAY! Mommy's fixing my hippo! YAY!
OH now Daddy's back!
hehehe B has shoe prints on him!
Awww Daddy's kissing Mommy's bruises. heart That's so sweet.
o-o Why am I typing what I am saying and thinking...? Hehee oh well!
G'night! 4laugh
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