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1. Hi, my name is...
Dagger...the amazingly hot bishi loving b***h who loves to hurt people who try to take over the world before she does.

2. Never in my life have I...
Had sex...though many guys will offer up the opportunity...I decided to be smart and wait for that hot bishi to hit on me...then I'll consider losing my virginity to him...

3. The one person who can drive me nuts is...
Jeremy....i hate his stinking guts and he keeps haunting me and my little sister and if he dosen't ******** off he will run smack into a ginormous wall of CHAOS!!!

4. High School...
Sucked a**.

5. When I'm nervous...
I like to stick my hands under my armpits and get turned on by my own pharamones. Just kidding. i play with my fingers a lot and usually have trouble speaking my mind. Sometimes I'll go silent...believe it or not.

6. The last time I cried was ...
I don't cry! I am too tough to cry... Oh my God! Hot bishi! I cry at the intense beauty! Hey, what are you looking at? Go away? You will forget you saw me cry over that hot bishi just now.

7. If I were to get married right now my maid of honor/best man...
Mario. And he wouldn't be my best man either....

8. My hair ...
Is about ready to have a date with some bleach.

9. When I was 5...
I had fantasies about making out with Edward Scissorhand.

10. Last Christmas I got...
Money, money money. And some gift cards. And then more money.

11. I should be...
In bed, dreaming about that hot bishi who drives me wild, and possibly masturbating my little heart out.

12. When I look down I see...
OMG I am a female and I'm horny!

13. The craziest recent event was..
Being chased around my neighborhood by some ******** phsycho, then nearly coughing up a lung and having a heart attack.

14. If I were a character on 'Friends' I'd be...
Phoebe...i will eventually become a bleach blonde and not to mention I like to sing random songs while not using my brain half the time...if even that. lol.

15. By this time next year...
I will be married to that hot bishi...at least...I wish....

16. My current gripe...
I miss that goddamn bishi....

17. I have a hard time understanding...
People when then don't speak up and anunciate!

18. There's this girl I know who...
knows how to sing " Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time!"

19. You know I like you when...
I stalk you in the middle of the night, hinding behind your bushes while you strip naked...hahaha! Just kidding. I just stalk you...but I have a code of honor you know.

20. If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be...
The first friend that comes my way of course....why not tell the world! Hahahaha!

21. Take my advice...
I know everything except for...well...just about everything!

22. My ideal breakfast...
no gluton and no carbs because that s**t literally makes me sick. I found out I am gluton intolerant...Damn I miss toast...Oh wait! I eat it anyway! Never mind! (But I get some raunchy diaria afterwards.. and my ankles are swolen.)

23. If you visited the place I was born...
Just try not to look there becuase you may go blind when you find that another pregnant woman is giving birth. I heard that that isn't a pretty sight.

24. I plan to visit...
Saturn, my home planet. Where else?

25. If you spend the night at my house...
Be prepared to see a naked fifty year old singing random songs about his a**.

26. I'd stop my wedding if...
If I pulled off my grooms mask to find that Jeremy took his place. Then I beat the s**t out of him. Then Carla would beat the s**t out of him. Then Jesse would beat the s**t out of him. And the list goes on...Tow many people to name. and then me, Crystal, Sam, and Jesse will gather up and cast the nastiest most painful Fire spell that ever hit a final Fantasy game. Even Sephiroth would be balling.

27. The world could do without...
Humans. Need I say more.

28. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than...
Kiss a certain exboyfriends mouth.

29. Most recent thing I've bought myself...
Something from Victoria's secret.

30. Most recent thing someone else bought for me...
Urm...Christmas presents....

31. My favorite blonde is...
Tidus from Final Fantasy...Sad. The only blond I like happens to be a game character. And even in the game world he is merely a dream. But he's kewl anyway, so Up the shut ******** you must!

33. My favorite redhead is...
Cherish! She's sweet, she's fun, and she's got one hell of an a**. I love you, sis!

34. My middle name is...
Chaos.

35. This morning I..
I masturbated in the shower.

36. The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are...
Humans when I punch them into the next realm.

37. Once at a bar...
i sold a plastic ring to a drunk for more than twenty five cents. And I am ******** serious dude!