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"I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
-annonymous
"You never have too many video games until you have them all."
-mokubahv
"I wasn't throwing it at you, you were just in the cashew's way."
-MuerteUltimata
"I'm a werewolf. Hiss. I mean, growl."
-Neferet10210
"We are the few, the proud, the vidiets."
-Taylor_Highwind
"Yessing and noing."
-Mr. Arroyo (off Gaia)
"We have no life."
-Taylor_Highwind and mokubahv
(it was seriously simultanious...you should've been there...o.O)
"I hope life's not a joke, cuz I don't get it."
-Renona
"I was going to take over da world, but then I saw something shinny."
-Renona
"Come to the darkside......we have cookies."
-Chemical Darkness
"Why do they call them fingers when they don't fing?"
-Gash Rain
"Will eat for food."
-Cactaur and Tonberry (video)
"If I lay here, if I just lay here, would you lie with me and forget the world?"
-Chasing Cars (Snow Patrol)
"Do the right thing when no one's watching."
-Taylor_Highwind's grandpa (off Gaia)
"I don't get what the deal is with these Pokemon cards. I'm the only 'mon' being 'poked.'"
-random guy at the store (off Gaia)
"Professor - Sir - your bird - there was nothing I could do, he - he just caught fire!"
-Harry Potter (Harry Potter)
"I honor those who fight. I honor those who lose. But I never will give up trying to redeem those with no hope in the world. I live life as it should be lived. Do you?"
-FuzzyBunny67
"HIV is NOT the 'Gay Plague!'"
-Elf Lord Chiewn
"I hear voices...and they don't like you."
-annonymous
"I'm multi-talented. I can TALK and annoy you at the SAME TIME!"
-annonymous
"I'm part of a cult. It's tough, but there are its perks. All the Koolaid I want..."
-Emelyn
"Humans are interesting creatures. All they ever do is stare and point."
-mokubahv
"A lot of people try so hard to do nothing."
-mokubahv
"What doesn't kill you should be petted until fluffy."
-annonymous
"Eyes are the gateway to the soul. Tears are the river to the heart."
-Roselite Blade
"Wait...if love is stupid...then I stupid you!"
-Zethena
"I didn't lose my mind! I sold it on eBay!"
-Zethena
"Elimination - lack of education."
-The Fox and the Hound (Disney)
"Good thing about the future is it's always tomorrow."
-Callisto Graves
"Hey look! A distraction!"
-annonymous
"Don't rush me! I get paid by the hour."
-annonymous
"Ooh...shiny."
-Guardian Dart
"If God can do anything...can he make a rock so big even he can't lift it?"
-Drow Elf Lover
"Your avatar is so ugly it was mistaken for a .gif."
-Shessa
"I am a truffle - sweet, rich in flavor, delicious and VERY expensive."
-NightSymphony
"It always rains the hardest on the people that deserve the sun."
-annonymous
"I'd hate to have a twin...I have too strong a feeling I'd be the evil one."
-annonymous
"An eye for an eye leaves the world blind."
-Miraiken
"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."
-Awierga
"I miss the medieval times...it was much easier to kill people."
-Charles
"You might as well stay and fight, because if you run, you will only die tired."
-GuardianSeth
"It's ok to talk to yourself and its even ok to anwser yourself, but it's not ok to ask yourself to repeat what you just said because you could not hear."
-[[The Black Dahlia]]
"I hope there is no such thing as reincarnation, because then I can spend an eternity in Heaven with you."
-Guardian Dart
"We must all face a choice between what is right and what is easy."
-Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
"I can't stop being a smartass or I'll have to stop being myself."
-Guardian Dart
"The blue sky reaches so far that none can escape it."
-Gentatsu Takatsuki (Rurouni Kenshin)
"Honey, I'm over 3,000 years old. I think I know what I'm talking about."
-Carice Laur
"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
-Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
-hibari amano
"Remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd fall off."
-hakyou
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
-George Bush (U.S. President)
"Lets eat grandpa!
Let's eat, grandpa!
Punctuation: it saves lives."
-Guardian Dart
"Honesty is NOT the best policy. Unless you have been caught red-handed; in which case it is best to come clean, apologise profusely, and wait for an opportunity to destroy the evidence."
-Maddy
"My light is flashing before my eyes!"
-Joanne B. (off Gaia)
"Come here so I can ignore you properly."
-John S. (off Gaia)
"Welcome to WalMart! Harry's dead!"
-Conan O'Brien
"When phones go out, please call this number:"
-Notice Paper (off Gaia)
"If you hold your breath for too long you pass out and start breathing again. Sort of your body’s way of protecting itself from stupidity."
-checkerbloom
"The only mark of maturity is knowing how immature you are."
-annonymous
"Apparently, I'm not as deaf as you assumed me to be."
-mokubahv
"Remus, calm your dog down, will you? He's deafening me."
-James Potter (Sceleratus)
“There is no woe so bad in this world that it cannot be cured by chocolate."
-James Potter (Casting Moonshadows)
"Life is too short to be stupid."
-annonymous
"It only takes one dumbass to make fifty."
-mokubahv
"One can not play a piano, go to school, give lessons and think [all] at once."
-Sirius Black (Twilight Symphony)
"I feel like a thorn with a beautiful rose attached: lucky to be the one and only one attached."
-Guardian Dart
"A first kiss should never be a French one."
-Sirius Black (Twilight Symphony)
"If two men never fell in love, we would never have a fashion industry!"
-Sirius Black (Moonlight, Madness and Mischief)
"The last time I asked you [for help], you said, and I quote, 'Screw you, I’m eating chocolate'."
-James Potter (The Heat of December)
"A knowledgable man knows he has limited knowledge."
-unknown
"This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done!"
-annonymous
"You don't see me complaining!"
-annonymous
"I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't stick my head that far up my a**."
-annonymous
"If life were a video game, would you want the strategy guide?"
-Rope
 Anriazna · Tue Sep 05, 2006 @ 04:24am · 1 Comments |
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