I'm fairly picky with my role-plays! Yes indeed, I am. See, about 70% of the people on Gaia wouldn't really read this entire thing, and they would think, "Oh, it's probably some smutty rules and pairings. I'll go ahead and spank her, calling her sexy and whipping out my large manhood that can tear through space and time."
No. Just... emotion_facepalm Seriously. Just read. If you don't read this and message me,
Rules:
#1: Don't spank me. I don't ask for them, and I never will. Now, why don't you try one of those neighborhood whores who bend down? They seem like they ask for it.
#2: No, I won't sit on your lap. Your pixel hands won't run down my thighs and your pixel boner won't rip through my "skirt" (if I ever wear one.)
#3: Be literate. C'mon you guys, LITERATE. Which means NO : text: or *text*. I want Proper grammar, correct punctuations, necessary capitalization. Also, reply lengths. I usually reply with quite a few paragraphs. However, if you can't even compete with that and reply with just a tiny paragraph, then either I would reply with the same, or I will not continue with the role-play.
#4: Guys only! Sorry, girls. I'm not too interested in you. Now, I wouldn't mind if you played as a guy in a role-play.
#5: I don't mind some erotic scenes, or perhaps some sexual tension in role-plays. Just don't make them constant, don't over-exaggerate them, and don't use abnormally large genitals. My character simply makes sweet and passionate love. Not "********" someone that is as old as my dad. emotion_puke
#6: ***~I only do long-termed romantic role-plays with a good storyline! Not just something that's like, "Bing, bang, boom. They had sex. Alright, I'm done.". Hell naw!~***
#7: If you use pictures for role-plays, use anime pictures. or I describe her.
#8: No cheating in role-plays. My character is not the person who would cheat on her husband/boyfriend, nor should you character do so either. Cheating, especially being cheated on, is a horrible thing to do or to happen to you.
#9: (Okay, I'm gonna put this in large font since a lot of people obviously don't get the memo on what I dislike and like. I mean, do I seem like the kind of person who would be all for pure smut and disgusting type of role-plays constantly with no storyline?) ALRIGHT, ********. I WILL NOT DO INCEST, RAPE, FURRY/NEKO, SLAVERY, NOR OVER-EXAGGERATED GENITAL SIZES. GODDAMMIT scream
#10: (Mkay. Back to normal font.) Don't just randomly send me a starter on which I'm confused with. I would prefer to actually discuss a plot instead of trying to figure out why I randomly have a PM with an opening post from a person I don't know.
#11: Now I have ideas in the other entry so feel free to look at them or if you want you can take a look at my RPC list but you have to ask to see and I'll send you a link.
No. Just... emotion_facepalm Seriously. Just read. If you don't read this and message me,
Rules:
#1: Don't spank me. I don't ask for them, and I never will. Now, why don't you try one of those neighborhood whores who bend down? They seem like they ask for it.
#2: No, I won't sit on your lap. Your pixel hands won't run down my thighs and your pixel boner won't rip through my "skirt" (if I ever wear one.)
#3: Be literate. C'mon you guys, LITERATE. Which means NO : text: or *text*. I want Proper grammar, correct punctuations, necessary capitalization. Also, reply lengths. I usually reply with quite a few paragraphs. However, if you can't even compete with that and reply with just a tiny paragraph, then either I would reply with the same, or I will not continue with the role-play.
#4: Guys only! Sorry, girls. I'm not too interested in you. Now, I wouldn't mind if you played as a guy in a role-play.
#5: I don't mind some erotic scenes, or perhaps some sexual tension in role-plays. Just don't make them constant, don't over-exaggerate them, and don't use abnormally large genitals. My character simply makes sweet and passionate love. Not "********" someone that is as old as my dad. emotion_puke
#6: ***~I only do long-termed romantic role-plays with a good storyline! Not just something that's like, "Bing, bang, boom. They had sex. Alright, I'm done.". Hell naw!~***
#7: If you use pictures for role-plays, use anime pictures. or I describe her.
#8: No cheating in role-plays. My character is not the person who would cheat on her husband/boyfriend, nor should you character do so either. Cheating, especially being cheated on, is a horrible thing to do or to happen to you.
#9: (Okay, I'm gonna put this in large font since a lot of people obviously don't get the memo on what I dislike and like. I mean, do I seem like the kind of person who would be all for pure smut and disgusting type of role-plays constantly with no storyline?) ALRIGHT, ********. I WILL NOT DO INCEST, RAPE, FURRY/NEKO, SLAVERY, NOR OVER-EXAGGERATED GENITAL SIZES. GODDAMMIT scream
#10: (Mkay. Back to normal font.) Don't just randomly send me a starter on which I'm confused with. I would prefer to actually discuss a plot instead of trying to figure out why I randomly have a PM with an opening post from a person I don't know.
#11: Now I have ideas in the other entry so feel free to look at them or if you want you can take a look at my RPC list but you have to ask to see and I'll send you a link.
