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What ever floats your boat..!

...Man.....

Our friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only i can feel
the warm feeling that it brings.....

So what if went totally wrong..I already know who i am gonna blame it on!

Don't take life seriously..no one gets out alive anyways!

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Yea sure everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with
them. - George Bush

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over.

Every group of friends has a Karen. Karens ALWAYS a douche! You talk s**t about karen but when you see her your always heyy karen! Than theirs the Brian..more like his name is "here comes brian" every time you see him its always one of us see's him and we all sigh than he always tries to talk to all cool "heyy man whats up"...


When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much

If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
-- Frankie Boyle

Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.
-- Frankie Boyle
What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
-- Andy Rooney

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
-- Robert Downey Junior

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
-- Catherine Zandonella

We are the people our parents warned us about.
-- Jimmy Buffett


Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.
-- Groucho Marx

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Proverb

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.

No woman/man is worth your tears and the only one who is, will never make you cry.


It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Our friends don't see our faults, or conceal them, or soften them.
-- Joseph Addison

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.