Yuuto Sormaz, He Who Sparkles
He has a beard, lol!Realism O.oYuuyuu OWOYuuto as an angsty teen, mebbe?Drink your warm milk, Yuuto-kun. XDY-you are just sooo moe, Saki-chan!Behold! My reference sheet of fail!Name: Yuuto Sormaz Uncreative Nickname: Yuu Race: Shakukopulu (Teh bunny peeps) Profession: Palace guard/self-proclaimed detective Sex: Nao Orientation: Straight ("WHAT???!!!1111one!" gasp the fangirls. "A guy who likes girls?!? EWWWWW!!!!!!!!" wink Age: 24 Height: 5'6" Weight: Maybe Eyes: Green Hair: Red Build: Thin as a stick Defining Characteristics: One black ear, a secksi goatee, and that stupid way he tends to rest his tongue along his upper lip. Likes: Girls, soup, unicorns, rainbows, being right, secksiness, Sakuya, opening his fat mouth, food Dislikes: Being wrong, cross-dressing men, and nastiness Personality: He's all about the SPARKLES, babes. He's friendly, innocent (even for a lolicon), and overall faaaaaabulous! Or so he thinks. He like has this inability to be unhappy. He's also sort of sarcastic. Every once in a while, he manages to calm down and be sort of serious. Yuuto, although a lazy loli lover, really is a sweet and caring bunny... person... wookie. Flaws: Well... he likes girls... in the literal sense. Yuu-kun's sort of dumb, and no one listens to him. He's friggin' lazy, too. And weak. And has a mole on his left ear. Theme Song: Mambo - Helena Paparizou (Now with Ecchi!) Lazily-written Bio: Yuuto lived (notice the past tense) in Kunnekamun, working as a palace guard (albeit, a lazy and spazzy one). He was Hien's semi-friend, and Sakuya's athletic trainer. He appears (appeared?) to be quite attracted to her. In a sexual way. Hien likes (no past tense here) him more than Sakuya. And in a sexual way. That's right, bitches. I said "sexual". Anyhoo... Yuuto liked to play detective, investigating the case of Genjimaru's murder, trying to prove that Hauenkua was the culprit. Yuuto, although staying in the background most of the time, managed to deduce that a) The Emperor was really shitting up the country b) Hauenkua suddenly went AWOL c) Sakuya was going to kill herself d) Hauenkua murdered Genjimaru e) Hien wanted to fence with him f) This list was getting far too long And g) Instead of killing herself, Sakuya was becoming obsessed with finding her Grandfather's murderer, slowly slipping into yandere mode. Yuuto was the only one who offered to help her. Sakuya, to her show her gratitude, made him some soup instead of screwing him. Yuu failed to deduce that a) She poisoned the soup so he wouldn't get in her way. And so along with a hundred other soup-slurpers, Yuuto died a pathetic death.
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Then she screwed him.
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