Zane's Imagination Interviews: EverQuest2 continue...
Fox Tail: Welcome back To Zane's Imagination Interviews, hosted by me! Fox Tail! now we last left off with the beautiful singing voice by Geitou. Now we continue with Nezumineko Inutori. How are you Nez?Nezumineko: I'm good.Fox Tail: Wonderful, now who is this with you?Nezumineko: Oh, this is Rage, My summon.Fox Tail: Oh a summon, your a summoner?Nezumineko: Conjuror! But same thing.Fox Tail: Right! So do you have any other summons?Nezumineko: Yes, but I like to have Rage with me at all times.Fox Tail: And why is that?Nezumineko: Well he get very jealous, heh heh, but really he is just really strong, and he is also my boyfriend ^^Fox tail: And how did this come about?!Nezumineko: Well, My boyfriends old body got destroyed, so I decided to conjur up a new body! Sadly fire is my main element, and all I could do was this fiery human looking thing...Fox Tail: Well now that's a story! Do you still go on dates?Nezumineko: Not like we used to, now its mainly crushing orcs up side the head, and gathering zombie brains, hee hee...Fox Tail: O.o; Umm well now, that's uhhhhh... interesting.... Well I think its Zaiaku's turn.Nezumineko: Oh right, I will go tell her she is on!*Nezumineko walks away and a few seconds later Zaiaku walks out* Fox Tail: Everyone, ZAIAKU KATAKI!Zaiaku: Hello world, I will one day rule you!Fox Tail: Heh heh, well that's a lovely message for the world. Now then I heard you are a Shadowknight, who is out to get revenge on some Freeport assassins for killing your idol, who you literally walk in her exact same foot steps, is that true?Zaiaku: Yes, but I alrady got my revenge.Fox Tail: Oh really?Zaiaku: Yes, I went out on my own tracked them down and killed them.Fox Tail: Don't you live in Freeport?Zaiaku: Well yes, but they don't know that I did it, and besides, I am protected by the Gorowyn people, After I got the revenge for one of their fallen, the love me!Fox Tail: Really? Wow, that is something... Ok ok, now I want to know who this is, this person standing next to you.Zaiaku: Oh that's Trace, My squire.Fox Tail: You have a squire?Zaiaku: Well he is standing right here isn't he?Fox Tail: That is true. What can he do?Zaiaku: Well anything I tell him really.Fox Tail: Can he go make me a sandwich?Zaiaku: Sure just write what you want on it, and give him your order.Fox tail: Oooooo!*Fox Tail Takes out a piece of paper and writes down a sandwich combo and hands it to Trace, Trace looks at it...... glares, and walks way* Zaiaku: What did you ask him to make?Fox Tail: Well you will see.*A few monets later, Trace returns holding the most foul looking sandwich anyone has ever seen* Zaiaku: OH GAWD WHAT IS THAT?!!?!??!Fox Tail: That my dear Sin, is a sandwich made from rotting bread, discarded pairs of socks and underwear, rotting fruit, meats, cheeses and covered in rotting zombie blood.Zaiaku: And you Going to eat that?!?!?!!?Fox Tail: No, Trace is.Zaiaku: O.o; Well I should start looking for a new squire...
*Trace looks at Zaiaku looking for some help, but all she could do is pray that he lives* Fox Tail: Less staring, more eating!*Trace looks at the sandwich, starts to take a bite* Zaiaku: I can't look.*Trace takes a bite, his face turns a sea sick green, runs off* Fox Tail; OH GAWD ICAN'T BELIVE HE JUST DID THAT!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!*Trace comes back, sits down, still looking sickly* Zaiaku: Are you-Fox Tail: Finish it!*Trace picks up the rest of the sandwich, shoves the whole thing in his mouth, face becomes a even worse of a sea sick green color, Fox Tail I laughing his @$$ off, then Trace pukes alllllllllll over him* Zaiaku: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!Fox Tail: We will be back with Nifeisu, after a looooong clean up.....*Trace is still puking* Zaiaku: Now, hahahahaha, Will someone, hahahahahaha, Call a doctor, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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