Shay: Hello and welcome back to Zane's Imagination Interviews, which is usually hosted by Fox Tail, but due to uhhhhh.... recent ummmm... a** whoppings, I will be starting off the show, but he will be back after the 1st guest. So to start our show today here with is Arain the Grey Canary! *waits a min* ...Arain? *Waits a few more seconds* ...ARAIN!!!
*suddenly, BOOOOOM!!!! and Arain comes Flying from side stage*
Arain: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Shay being the 10ft tall god of death that he is, raises his hand and plucks Arain from mid air*
Shay: What on earth are you doing?! *He sets Arain in her chair*
Arain: Well I was trying out a new experiment, but it must have a few bugs still in it, heh heh.... Oh! Thanks for saving me!
Shay: No problem ^^ So I'm guessing you are really smart
Arain: Yes 3nodding
Shay: Ok so your a canary, right?
Arain: Yes
Shay: Then why are you grey?
Arain: I used to be a lab pet, I was used to test some pretty awful stuff >.< And one of thouse tesets removed my color! I was such a pretty yellow!
Shay: I bet, so what were you working on?
Arain: Well I was working on a new laser light system form my base, I decided to test it here to see if it worked, and als it blasted me from left stage....
Shay: Well I'm not one for science, I'm more of a fashion person, tell me Arain is there anyone that you like?
Arain: ........Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo rolleyes .... What would make you ask a question like that? heh heh....... sweatdrop
Shay: Arain, look at me, LOOK AT ME!! I am the fruitiest god of death you will ever meet!! Its in my blood to ask personal questions like that!!
Arain: .........o.e oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay.........
Shay: So spill it!
Arain: *red faced* Can I skip this question?
Shay: NEVER!!!! I won't let you leave till you awnser my question!!! twisted
Arain: You can't do that!
Shay: Oh can I-
*Suddenly Fox Tail Enters*
Fox Tail: What is going on here!?!?!
Arain: Oh Thank god!!! I can go! *runs off*
Fox Tail: Shay! What the hell did you do?
Shay: I-
Fox Tail: I don't want to hear it!! GET OUT!! scream
Shay: Ok...... *walks away*
Fox Tail: Sorry about that folk, ok on to ower next guest-
*Lights go out*
Fox Tail: What the-? ...Well F.... The lights went out....
???: Prepare for a fate worse than death my fur coverd friend!
Fox Tail: Who is this? Is this J.d. from Jr high?
???: What? No! Are you not afraid?!
Fox Tail: Hey, I have to live with a hyper active anime lover, and two gods of death one of which is gay, a fate worse than death is what I live with.
???: Oh.... Well shoot.....
*The lights turn back on, and sitting in the chair across from Fox Tail is the next guest is sitting there*
Fox Tail: Huh? Oh! Please give a warm welcome to uhhhh, (hello hot stuff) Maheera the Dark blue Chamelon! Were you the one who turned off the lights?
Maheera: Yep, got a problem with that?
Fox Tail: No not at all..... (gawd she is hot) so ummmm, as I have looked over, it is written that you are an Arabic Assassin? That is true? ( I will belive anything she has to say)
Maheera: Yes- HEY! Are you staring at my Boobs!?!?
Fox Tail: What No!! (Oh s**t no this again)
Maheera: You are! *Takes out a knife*
Fox Tail: OH GAWD OH GAWD!!!!
Maheera: *starts fileing her nails with her knife* Then Keep staring I don't care...
Fox Tail: Wha-?
Maheera: ...
Fox Tail: Well I think Thats all we have Time for....... BYE!!!! Now uhhhh, Maheera, can you turn around for me?
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