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I just kind of wanted to like...shout out to my actual real life friends. I know not all of them are on Gaia stare , so they can't read this, but they should be. And this is my revenge. Ahem. Can I get a Mwahahahaha?!....No? Ahhh screw you!
Yeah, so at the moment this will only include my real life buddies, but I suppose if my roleplaying/Gaia buddies bug me enough they might be included. If they are awesome enough... I don't know. Some of you are pretty la-ame! talk2hand Ahhhh totally-tobitastic. See, you don't even know what that means.
Anywho....HERE I GO!
Rory- My shark ninja! My second in command when I take over the world. Don't worry! I know you're a girl!! I love you like a stripper loves one dollar bills and I don't care if that's creepy! blaugh I promise to protect against, and of course kill, all of the evil perverts and general creeps that haunt our daily lives and will continue, oh say the Tarot cards. From swim team, because only best friends drown each other, to twirling apple stems to find our true loves. s**t Weasel, there's too many memories to recount! Thanks for being my best friend, numero dos, and not minding too much when I force you on the bed for Anime Night or when I go on my mass murder sprees. By the way....FREE SWORD! {This offer is only valid for one sword. Not as many as you want} Here's to praying that someday we will both be experiencing the same moods. ;D Totally tobitastic eh, my sister in Wehi.
Enny- My bro before any ho, my brother from seriously another mother, and the least Mexican, Mexican I've ever met...Hey! Your words not mine. The Sasuke, minus all those crappy horrible parts that nobody likes, of our crew, you are honestly belovely. Thanks for being my younger brother and yet letting me take rides on your back instead of the other way around. Even though nobody understands you, you little emo, I still think you make some amazing popcorn. And your obsesson of JoJo the Vampire Cow is adorable to say the least. Just stop attacking Tristan every time his eyes bleeds and no making out with Rory on the couch. Nobody wants to see that.
Tristan- To he who speaks almost all French. Honest to whatever God listens to me, the Yang to my Yin, I don't know how you and me could ever get along. And yet, there isn't a day that I don't think about you. May we be close until the day I find your unmarked grave! I envy your ability to make muffins appear at will and shall be using you until I learn the secret...I mean, hehe nevermind. How you accomplish having a completely dark and emo exterior and being so bright and cheery throughout your day escapes me...And scares me along with it. But don't worry. I don't hate you for feeding the prisoners. As long as you keep bringing those awesome cupcakes with the skulls on top. And I agree with you. Rory really can't cook.
Jamie The rebel without a cause, but with socks! For somehow not only lasting with me through Eight Grade Algebra, oh the horrible cheesy jokes, but now through English. How do you do that? By the way...I'M NOT A LESBIAN! Unless you want me to be one of course. wink Here's to hoping your nerdy boyfriend doesn't read this. Yeah, maybe I'm jealous of Eric....Kidding. Oh and - SURPRISE! Hahaha. I get to have my way with you now. MWAHAHAHAHA!! Call me when you need my hit men, errr I mean woman, services again, okay? And I will master the UBER-AWESOME-MEGA-POKE-THAT-WILL-LEAVE-YOU-CRYING-IN-A-CORNER-OUT-OF-SHAME! Just watch me. May you forever corrupt me with techno.
Diana- Give me all of your Death Note stuff and nobody gets hurt. I swear I can be nice and this can all go over smoothly, but I need the merchandise. NOW! Don't believe me? I will force feed strawberry jam to Kirby and blame it all on you...AGAIN! Damn, I miss you in Geometry. Now there's nobody talk to about squashing elves, anime, and how I walk like Tommy Pickles from the Rugrats with. Now I have no one to ignore my homework on. Yeah, I actually have to do it. I know...SHOCKING!
 Anti-Cute Animosity · Thu May 28, 2009 @ 12:04am · 3 Comments |
