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Yes, yes, but I hate to disappoint my loyal readers, because they will cease to purely be my dream journal. They've become too personal for me to make this a very active journal so in the process, I've decided to just fill it with randomosity...It's a word believe me. So what am I to do with this post?
In the spirit of the GREAT JAMIE! This shall be a private joke post....Ooohhhhh I'm evil. Now where to begin?
WHOOP IT LIKE A NINJA! - While how to properly whoop it like a ninja is still debatable, it is still agreed that Rory is incapable of it.
*bends down and palms Rory's stomach* - Uggghhhh creepy moment
I'd tap that! - One of my many creepy sexual comments
Isn't a eunuch a * bobs head *?? - Rory's fabulous vocabulary comes into play
Rawr! - -.- Probably one of my least favorite words at the moment
Wait...Is his name Itchynose? - Don't blame me! Blame the closed captioning
Is Zero your hero?! - Because he's mine
I'm a rebel without a cause...But with socks. - Jamie manages to rebel and make fun of my socks at the same time
Oh! Medicine heals! - Why you shouldn't play video games at four in the morning
The ninjas with hats have weapons - Further evidence of above.
Put some pants on Jaz! - A lot less dirty than it sounds
Sex plant... - Again a lot less dirty than it sounds
Will you get us some food Rion? Please? No?! b*****d! - I get hungry.
" I know it's plastic. " " Shut up Rory. " - Swords be fun.
ITTTTTTTACCCCHHHHIIIII, those little kids just stole my sword - Once again swords be fun
Only best friends drown each other - Me trying to justify my violent outbursts
Calm down - MUST be said in a demented voice
Be careful of my backpack demons. I ripped them from people's souls and they can get vicious! - Are you jealous of my backpack demons?
Can you use it in the dark? - 20 questions rocks! ;D
He's making my butt vibrate! - Ahhh teenage love, how sweet and fantastic
I'm a pretty Muppet - Yes, you are Eric, yes you are.
Suprise butt secks! - Another creepy comment
I want to have a go at it with Tybalt....That sounded sexual - Really it wasn't supposed to be that innappropriate.
What are you talking about? Killing the innocent bystanders is the best part! - Do you really doubt it was me?
Chad the apple - All that needs to be said.
Muffin! - She was holding an apple.
Come on! Draw a snake! Anyone can draw a snake - The beginning of a nightmare.
Surrender your duck! - Misheard comment
You think you can kill me? Awww...That's so cute! - Yes it's just adorable!
Take a chill pill Richard - Rory doing her impression of Kahlan from the Sword of Truth Series...Kind of.
" What's chakra? " " Is it some sort of train? " - Actual conversation between me and Rory
Squeaky squeaky! - Squeaky chairs are addicting after a while
Surprise - Creepiest word ever!
AURELIE!! - Best 'April Fool's Joke' Ever...Not
Caarrrrlll - Watch "Llamas with Hats" on Youtube
Rory...What did you do with my lego of doom? - Happened like thirty seconds ago.
Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! - I was screaming this on the swings yesterday when my shoes fell off and Rory was being mean and wouldn't get them for me....I know surprising! P.S. To all the Narutards, I was NOT talking about the character...Well actually I kind of was. IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN
You just got Richi'fied! - One of my favorite excerpts from Rory's rant of The Legend of the Seeker.
I was touched....But not really! - Read above
You know...The THING! - Rory's vocabulary comes into play again!
I like the feel of grain, hearing a man scream in pain - "Ferrets"
Eh eh eh eh eh, under my umbrella eh eh eh - Rory's idea that the song Umbrella for Canadians
There's no K in umbrella! - Rory couldn't spell the umbrella in the entry above
There's no = sign in umbrella! - Jaz couldn't spell the umbrella in the entry above...HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!! (written by Rory aka AWESOME PERSON!!!!)
" You can't go up to a three year old and call him sensei! " " Well I don't think most three years old know what sensei means. " " Fine, you can't go up to a JAPANESE three year old- " "That's racist! " - A conversation between two of the weirdest people ever
Happy unbirthday! - We like Alice in Wonderland
To seee-elllll - VCRs are old!
Pieramen shop! - I messed up the lyrics to our version of a Sweeney Todd song
Toby sing for us! - The main reason why we must NEVER meet someone named Toby.
I want a fat chick! - Long story...You had to be there.
They're like my flying monkey army...Except they're not monkeys....And they don't fly. - Rory explaining her cat army.
The Lepracauns had shuriken!! - One of the best excuses of all time
Cuz we're on the swim team - See above.
I just had a demon posession and you didn't even notice! - Because it happens regularly.
Anger! Anger! Anger! - My lazy impression of Richard from Sword of Truth
I have officially decided that Darken Rahl should kill Huck Finn! - I didn't want to do my English...So I was complaining. And this spurted out.
Abuse, abuse, abuse! - My Edward cape! XD
Don't eat uncooked pizza - Actual warning on frozen pizza.
Fred the Rabbit will eat your soul!! - Fear Fred!
NO! Sasuke! The enemy is over here!!! YOU p***y! - Remember what I said about not playing video games at four...Yeah.
I want to play in the pretty pond. - Rory's impression of Sasuke from the scene above.
Where did all these snakes come from?! - A lot of people die from snakebites...A lot.
I'm not touching you...I'm touching your aura/chakra - Do it to Rory...She'll laugh. Trust me.
Chakra is a word damnit! CURSE YOU STUPID COMPUTER! - The computers at school have crappy dictionaries.
I'm a man! - Rory misheard me...I'm not a man. Weeeellllll.
Slow children! - A sign at my aunt's neighborhood.
" So he wears the mask because his heart's broken! " " Yeah, because Mrs. Lovett died! " - Another reason why we can't meet somebody named Toby/Tobi
If I hear T and then pon, I'm going to assume you said tampon! - Sorry for the dirty reference there, but it happens in my life.
I'm not an octopus! - Thank Craig Ferguson!
And then all the Japanese people are like What the F*ck! - Again, thank Craig Ferguson.
Okay we get it Jaz...You hate asians. - No, I don't. I was just complaining about a certain asian. A very stereo-typical asian.
EGG! Go back go back go back! - Yeah, the Easter Event
*slow motion* Nooooooo! - Never go on the swings and on the cell phone at the same time.
I don't think Kisame walked Itachi into a tree....Or snapped his bra! - Photoshoots with Rory are so entertaining.
" Somebody here is on crack! " "....Is it you? " - Rory was being random with me.
*smug smiles* That's Itachi - My god the bus has never been more fun!
" So she's bi-polar and I'm ugly, what's wrong with you? " " I'm having sex " -Me, Rory, and Jamie discuss our bad moods.
" What does ep-i-tome even mean? " "E-pi-ti-me? " " No, ep-i-tome. " "E-PI-TI-ME!" - Rory can't pronounce epitome.
Just keep poking. - It was originally puking, although that's strange too.
So we're going to attack Bill Gates and then tip Stephen Hawkings over a cliff! - Rory and my plan to get money to pay for my blown up TV.
Rory! I can see you! I see orange!! - I told you that you can't be a ninja if you wear orange.
We watched a movie today in French, in ENGLISH! - I was very happy.
Ma as in may you get this right, da as in Duh-h, and ra as in.....I'm going to kill you. - Rory really does have problems with prononciation.
Cream cheese rarely explodes. - Thank you Dean Koontz for that information.
I love you, you ho! - My kindness wanes.
It's a chicken that is not a chicken! - No way to explain unless you've read 'Soul of Fire'
Marie Antoinette created the Dominie Dirtch (Kolo, 76) - It's true. But remember to cite correctly or else I will kill you.
Bimbo bread! Erm...I mean Pein. - I have nicknames everybody. And they're usually quite cruel.
Rory! The soul reapers won't let me turn off my TV! - Long story made incredibly short...I couldn't turn off my TV.
^_6 - Rory's keyboard is on crack
Either your computer is on crack or I am - My mouse is amazing! Don't be denying it!
I love watching L...I don't feel like such a freak! - Hehe...I sit strangely.
" Say that to my face! " " I don't want to have to bend down. " - Along with my other flaws, I am also incredibly short.
" Let's play I spy! " " I'm blind. " - Rory being insensitive to my condition.
Bring me your bread! - Rory can't speak Spanish.
I'm a non-maiden! - Warning to all women...Be careful before you announce that you aren't a fair maiden in distress.
Is ramen/alfredo supposed to be foamy? - No, it is not! BLOW!
Fear my sparkles of dooooooom! - Are you scared? You should be.
Don't worry about killing him, he's got a radioactive tattoo. He's terminal. - Ummmm...I don't know how to explain this.
I just had a demonic pocession and you didn't even notice! - Because this happens regularly.
Nobody makes tacos like the Spanish in Portugal. - The awful geography in this makes me cringe.
Why are there no kumquats? WHERE ARE THE KUMQUATS?! - Hey looky David. You actually made it in here.
We're both sociapathic vegetarians. I see nothing wrong in it. - Me trying to justify my love. XD
I don't trust you with an Agiel. I could see you poking some in the gut out of boredom. - What else would I do with it?
I shall be the kumquat bandit and you will be evil hamster boy. - Me and David making up our supervillian names. Aren't they scary.
Goodness Gracious Me oh My! - What century is Rory from?
What's a d***o? - Oh Rory, you're naivety is adorable. Very squirrel-cute.
" Oh, you're just belovely. " " That's not even a word! " - I make up words often...Real slang is just depressingly lacking.
*hug* - Oh David, you're so lucky I can't attack you through the computer. Grrrr.
Jagang's a daydream believer and a homecoming queen. - Somebody needs to play that EVERY TIME he walks into a room. And I am willing to do it.
" Wow, Legend of Zelda's gong part looks boring. " " Not when I do it. " - Wii Music is too much fun at times.
*remembers the handbell part and her expression* - All that needs to be said. XD Hilarious.
Clones=Vanity - It's true!
Your assaults with paper frighten me. - You know what else frightens me Rory? The fact that I'm still finding paper in strange spots of my room.
One time on the Simpsons.... - How every conversation with Rory begins.
Musical llama laugh -Rory has one. You should hear it.
Yes, Richard Rahl is the equivalent of Arnold Schwartzenegger - He looks like it, kind of, on the cover of Faith of the Fallen.
Panis Rahl - Relax...It's an A.
Nickey who doesn't have gum...Where did you get the gum?! - Yeah, where DID you get it Rory, if not from Nickey?
" What's ABC gum? " " Where were you for elementary school? " - Rory misses out on the simplicity of gum abbreviations.
I dropped the book! - You know you're a true bookworm when you scream this in basically the same tone of voice that you would scream ' I just detonated the bomb' or 'I just blew up a baby'.
So we can't read about fat people, but it's okay to take about thrusting someone up against the wall in Romeo and Juliet? - Yeah, but he didn't know what it meant Mrs. P!
" I speak High D'Haran. Yung Chi-Dang So. " " That sounds Japanese " - No Rory! It's High D'Haran. God! No respect.
Come into my kitchen...It's bitchin' - Not my kitchen. I can't cook for my life. Tristan's kitchen.
Trust the toad! - DRUG REFERENCE!
" What are all the Naruto episodes like? " " Uh...Like the moveis but shorter. " " Why would the characters be shorter? " - No, time lapse is shorter. Geesh Rory.
Rory I want those gloves. Get me those gloves. - Because Santa won't buy them for me.
Bleach...What's next Clorox? - Yes, I understand that the name is a cleaning product. I'm pretty sure I pointed that out first.
I'm high on happiness. - Because Rory is too goody-two-shoes to actually be high on anything else.
" Spring break! Spring break! " " It's New Years Eve. " - I got totally wasted...On Cider.
Colored park...Well that's deragatory. - It's just a very colorful park.
Kakashi when you die we're going to burn a tie in your honor. And every piece of homework that I refused to do. - A very 'touching' comment from French class today.
Arey ou going to take my test or I am I supposed to just keep standing here? ....Standing it is. - DAMN YOU GRANGER!
I'll be adding more as I remember them..because we have a lot.
 Anti-Cute Animosity · Wed Apr 01, 2009 @ 10:24pm · 2 Comments |
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