Ignoring every t e m p t a t i o n...
So, I thought you guys might want to see inside my mind for (Half) a day! =D ...Or you really don't. Either way, I am typing this up! So, this starts after I get off the bus and come home from school.
'******** you.' (In response to the idiots on the bus) Enter my house. 'Ooh, dark.' (Lights are off because parents are at work and brother is at college.) I head into my room. 'Hmmm...What to do? I'm hungry. But I'm also lazy, soooo at 5 o'clock I'll get myself some caramel butterscotch cheesecake and a small glass of milk!' I browse around on le internet for a bit then get myself said cheesecake. 'Awesome! Now time for some good 'ole Knights of the Old Republic!' I click the little game icon on my desktop. Skip ads, go to save file. 'You know, I hope my save file doesn't stop loading like it did yesterday.' ... 'Gaaaacck...Oh well, just exit out of it, I guess. Worked last time.' ... 'NARRRRRRRRR STUPID GAME I WANNA PLAY DAMMIT.' 'Sigh, oh well....I'll just start from the auto-save file then.' Click, click into the auto-save file! 's**t. So, there's no way to avoid being caught.' (Is attempting to lie to Sith receptionist while sneaking into Sith base.) 'You know what receptionist? You're getting stasis'd!' -Puts guard into stasis and helps her teammates fight the droids and other enemies.- 'Piece of cake! Lets move on.' Another non-exciting battle. And then.... 'Ooh, dark jedi! You are getting stasified!' -Puts Dark jedi into stasis and help teammates fight the other two dark jedi.- 'Ha! Take THAT you sith scum. Now'd be a good time to save. Hmm....I wonder if I can load the game correctly NOW....' ... 'hljdafhklafhkla. Stupid stupid stupid. Guess I'll through the auto-save again and save outside of the sith fortress.' -Goes through fight again. Leaves. Is stopped by fish alien people.- 'What the..? Under ARREST? Stupid peace-loving fish people....' -Is taken to prison. Fishy arbiter shows up.- 'You're going to represent me? I don't think so. I'll represent myself.' -Goes to trial. Wins.- 'Wow, that was easy. Hmm. I'll save now. Should be able to load all the way this time....' -Is nibbling on finger in real life while waiting for game to load from the spot she JUST saved at.- 'JKSDKSDGKLJGKLDUOIRUFEOIUOI!!!' -Bites down on finger- *After about hour of attempting to trouble-shoot* '******** it. I'm watching A Clockwork Orange.'
And thus ends this totally pointless journal entry. Tune in next we—some other time...
Only to destroy my sanity
dalia salvd · Thu Feb 12, 2009 @ 04:32am · 0 Comments |