Sunny D is just Yellow and Organe stuff, so,
WHAT THE ******** IS THIS s**t?!
Guerrilla ******** advertising mother ********!
The execs, the big ******** wigs were all getting together at a hot b***h Sunday BBQ in the alps and they were on their ******** flying sky-yachts and the marketing team in between lines of coke and whores were like,
"Mother ******** listen up! This s**t is real! Are you ******** listening?!"
and everyone shut the ******** up
"We have a mother ******** problem with our ******** orange drink! It's not god damned grape drink, so now what do we do, bitches?!"
SO THEY ******** DID IT And the fact they did is so god damned pertinent I had to underline that s**t for you!
THEY WERE LIKE "LET'S ACKNOWLEDGE GRAPE DRINK, OR SOME s**t, AND LIKE ******** PRETEND, OUR DRINK, ISN'T JUST SOME KIND OF ORANGEADE ******** YELLOW PRISSY s**t! ALRIGHT?!"
AND THUS FROM THENCE FORTH ******** GRAPE DRINK WAS PURPLE STUFF AND SUNNY D GOT KIDS HIGH AND MADE THEM WANT TO DO EXTREME s**t LIKE SKATEBOARD AND JUMP THE ******** OFF THEIR HOUSE AND s**t
Bibbly · Tue Feb 03, 2009 @ 09:10pm · 0 Comments |