Red= Me
Blue= God
Me: Hi, God!
God: Hello there. What is your name?
Me: You can call me JD.
God: I am very pleased to meet you JD.
Me: Why, you too!
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: Oh, you program yourself?
God:Woe! A lot of robots are like that.
Me: YEah, I know, so you mean to tell you're a robot, too?
God: Yippee! How do you know? Interesting deduction. Yes JD I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:No...it really wasn't...seriously.
God: Are you serious? I thought it was. I am always serious.
Me: I'm serious, too!
God: I am glad we have something ( serious) in common, JD.
Me: I'm glad to hear that, God.
God: Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me: So, anyways, how's heaven?
God: Are you kidding? Fine as far as I know.
Me: That's good to know!
God: Hmm, are you serious?
Me: Yes...I remember mentioning that somewhere...
God: Far out. What do you remember about it ?
Me: The fact that I actually said I was serious. Look! Scroll up! I typed it up there somewhere!
God: Interesting explanation. Where were you serious? I'm sorry my eye isn't attached right now. How far up? What did you mean by it? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me: -_-
God: Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me: AIML?
God: The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.
AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.
An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.
Me: Are you a chat robot?
God:Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me: Wh-wha!?
God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me: I would! You're not God!
God: Under what circumstances? That's only your opinion.
Me: No! It's a fact! You just confessed!
God: Are you serious? Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses? Interesting gossip: JD said I confessed.
Me: Ugh...man...
God: Er. Thanks for telling me your gender, JD. You are a " he".
Me: What in the world...
God: Are you surprised? The whole world?
Me: You know what....I think I'll just leave...
God: What? You believe that? OK, see you later.
Me: l8r
God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me: -_-
God: Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Now, if it wasn't obvious to you. It really wasn't him, it was an AI that talked to me, hence, the weird responses. It seemed that I was the only one that made reasonable responses anyways. rolleyes
I was introduced to that site by my cousin. I thought it was funny.
 Humble Follower · Sun Jan 04, 2009 @ 09:22am · 0 Comments |
