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	Mistress Gigi's Domain of the weird and nutty. I love to write. Here you'll find poems, parts of stories, randomness, and rants. I'll write anything and everything, even put my favourite song lyrics on here just for the heck of it. Comments are more than welcomed :D

	How Americans and others know they're in Atlantic Canada


The following are indicators that you have completely bypassed the rest of Canada and run out of gas in the middle of nowhere with no cell phone reception. 1. There are pot holes left right and center (Californians may think they're sink holes and drive like hell the other way). 2. You see rusted cars sitting on peoples lawns with a "For Sale" sign on them. We like our unsafe cars, come buy one! 3. We defy the laws of gravity, physics... or both because rain, snow and hail do not fall down, it falls horizontally and sometimes up. New Yorkers might try and catch the raindrops as they move upwards. 4. You hit a slow moving line of traffic. No there has been no accident, this is our version of rush hour traffic, the cows are crossing the street. 5. You encounter our version of a four car pile-up: a tractor on it's side in a ditch with four cars lined up to see what's going on. 6. Our trees like to be healthy and centered, so they do yoga. 7. We actually have forests larger then a city block. 8. the locals are unnaturally friendly and perhaps a little out of it. Big city folk will most likely suspect them of being serial killers trying to cozy up to their next victim: Them. 9. Everyone has a little green plant that, when asked about, they deny having then proceed to smoke it. 10. You walk out of your motel and run into an open door to the Timmy's as people are leaving to go to the other one down the street (this one is out of coffee). 11. our biggest emergency is that Tim Horton's has run out of coffee. 12. We get police Escorts for the tuck carrying Tim's coffee that block off traffic. 13. We like to wave and say hello to people with only the third digit on each hand. 14. You can only find outhouses to use to do your business. 15. You find locals who talk to the animals. Floridians would call them Pet Detectives. 16. The birds would rather attack you then be friendly. 17. You find yourself accosted by a man selling heavy duty snow shovels. 18. You have been buried in three feet of snow or more and cannot get out of the hotel. Bet you wished you'd bought that shovel now don't ya? 19. We have moose that patrol our highways to keep you in line or knock you off. 20. The inconspicuous absence of tourists and the sign that says: "BEWARE: ALL TRAVELERS WHO ENTER WILL BE ATTACKED BY MOOSE AND BEAVERS, ACCOSTED BY MEN WITH SHOVELS, PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO FRIENDLY, FALL INTO POT HOLES, BE DRENCHED BY SIDEWAYS RAIN, SNOW AND HAIL, BURIED ALIVE, HIT IN THE FACE BY A DOOR, AND ENCOUNTER MORE CRAZY LOCALS. Please enjoy your stay!" Active RP's-- Scars Moonlit Gala Mistress_Gigi · Wed Nov 19, 2008 @ 12:36am · 0 Comments


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