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[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:35] Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [3:35] Save the cheerleader, Save the world?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:36] Bridge ahead. Pay troll.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [3:37] Psh, Billy Goats Don't Pay Trolls, they just prance over the bridge happily, Until they're eaten. 8D

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:38] Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [3:39] Awww, But, But, But.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:39] Are you ever going to do the dishes? Or will you change your major to biology?


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [3:39] Neither, I'm changng my major to Slackorism

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:41] After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [3:41] Oh Thank God, But what if he takes the peanut butter, All in favor of killing him, Say I, I!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:41] Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [3:42] NO THERE ISN'T. D< WHY MUST YOU LIE TO ME?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:42] Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [3:43] Oh Gosh, Too late, it's already wandered, got kidnapped, had can-cocaine-dy, raped, and droppd of at a animal pound.



[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:44] Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.

xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [3:45] Yea the forcast says it's supposed to be warm and sunny.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:45] Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.

xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [3:46] You First

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:46] Chicken Little only has to be right once.

xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [3:48] right that the sky is falling or rght that looking in a mirror could break it, because we could do both of those at the same time, drop a mirror from a plane, and have him look up as th mirror is falling and watch it break. 8D

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:48] Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out.

xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [3:49] Can I wear mysel out, while not being stuck in the closet?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:55] Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [3:56] Oh Jeez, I'm sorr- Wait a minute, I don't have a roomate, WHY MUST YOU LIE TO ME?

xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [3:59] There's no such thing as U.F.- -Get's sucked up into a ufo- Um, Oh s**t. BACK! -Digs around in pocket- -pulls out cracker crumb- I HAVE A CRACKER CRUMB, -Throws at aliens- -dies-

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:00] You are wise, witty, and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading
this sort of trash.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:00] Yea I know, I tried to stp but yu keep sucking me back into the conversation.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:00] Today is what happened to yesterday.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:01] NO, Thatmeans I should be in school. DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME! D:

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:01] All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:02] Doesn't that mean you shoul die right now? very quickly?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:02] You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:03] YOU TAKE THAT BACK SHE DRESSES ME WONDERFULLY D:

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:04] People are beginning to notice you. Try dressing before you leave the house.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:04] Aww, But then I wn't be able to feel the breeze on my naked a**. D:

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:04] You are fairminded, just and loving.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:05] Are you hitting on me? o-o

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:06] You need no longer worry about the future. This time tomorrow you'll be dead.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:06] Wow, That sounds pleasent, That means te day after tomorrow will be sunnyan warm, just like the forcast said fo after that day I die.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:07] The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes.
-- George Gobel


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:07] Yay? Smelly feet? o_O


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:07] Beware of a tall black man with one blond shoe.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:07] I don't like those blonde shoe people.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:08] There was a phone call for you.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:09] Really who was it?


[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:09] You will engage in a profitable business activity.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:09] Aw that's who called? I hate him. Tell hm I'm in th bathroom next time, Yeesh.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:09] Beauty and harmony are as necessary to you as the very breath of life.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:10] Well, I'm not getting it from you!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:10] You have many friends and very few living enemies.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:11] If only that were true. I have too many living enemies, and your at the top o my list to die,I hope the weather is good the day after you die.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:11] You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:12] Your a whore, tramp, slut faced c**t. No...Wait. That was totally deserved for you.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:14] Don't you wish you had more energy... or less ambition?


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:14] I already hav both, What more could I want? 8D

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:16] You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:16] Yea... Thats honestl true... HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS? o_O

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:17] You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:17] I've been satisfied with bein one for quite some time now.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:17] You are farsighted, a good planner, an ardent lover, and a faithful friend.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:19] Stop hitting on me, it's creepy. o_O

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:19] Fortune: You will be attacked next Wednesday at 3:15 p.m. by six samurai
sword wielding purple fish glued to Harley-Davidson motorcycles.

Oh, and have a nice day!
-- Bryce Nesbitt '84


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:20] Oky Be sure to remind me of that at 3:14 next wednesday, and while I'm getting attacked you will be attacked one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eaters. 8D

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:21] You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:22] Omg, DONALD WILL BE ANNHILATED! D<

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:23] Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:23] Oky, Then I promie I won't eat those tacos, and there won't ben any gunfire.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:23] Your nature demands love and your happiness depends on it.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:24] Yeaa, Makes me think of Adam. -Melts onto floor-

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:28] Excellent time to become a missing person.


xxPanic Its Reillyxx: [4:28] You think so? I think I'll go get lost now. BYE!