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I've decided I'm not going to worry about any potential legal repercussions of maybe getting found out as a total pervert on Gaia. Why? Because if there's an issue, I expect Gaia will pay my legal fees. Why? Because I'm pretty sure having one of their members being tried for ***** with an underage ****** while ****ing a ******* sideways is not the kind of publicity they want. Especially if I mention that if they don't, as part of my plea-bargain I'll agree to testify on record as to how easy it is for creepy old sexual predators to solicit pre-teen kiddies and offer them Gaia gold in exchange for personal information. And then sell my story to "60 Minutes," so that Gaia's clientèle's parents hear about it, too. That's not blackmail, that's just an general enlightenment as to where each of our interests lie.