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(If you didn't see Part 1, you can find it here.)

[SCENE: Aekea, Liam's house]

Lex: *sobs* EDMUND HATES ME! WAAAAAAH!

Liam: What do you want me to do about it? We just had sex and then Edmund ran up and started screaming about your Super Best Friends thing. I don't have anything to do with it.

[pause]

Liam: Why are you in my house, anyway?

Lex: Cause I looooooove you.

Liam: I don't return your feelings, so I'm going to rape you now. Because that ALWAYS happens in yaoi.

Lex: No, but... yes!

Edmund: *breaks down door* LEX I LOVE YOU!

Liam: Goddammit, not AGAIN! You stupid hippie with your best friends cult! Don't you have some dolphins to hump or something?

Edmund: YOU LEAVE SPLASHIE OUT OF THIS!

Lex: EDMUND! WHY ARE YOU HERE?

Edmund: Because I loooooove you!

Lex: I love you too! But... I love Liam as well!

Liam: Okay, I'm LEAVING. I have places to go, things to do, prostitutes to visit...

Ian: *pokes head inside house wearing what looks like Sasha's clothing and a bright blonde wig* Did somebody say my name?

Liam: Let's go, Sasha.

Edmund and Lex: O_o

[Liam and Ian- er, Sasha leave.]

Edmund: I love you, Lex! Come back to me! I also have large amounts of cash!

Lex: ZING! Sold.


TO BE CONTINUED...


In the next chapter, the Sasha/Moira slash is revealed, and SOMEBODY GETS KIDNAPPED. eek