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You Know Your A Band Geek When...
1.You hear music and you start marking time.
2.You walk behind someone and you're in step with them.
3.You try to guess the tempo of your favorite song.
4.All you friends are in band.
5.You don't mind changing clothes on the bus.
6.You point out key changes and dynamics while listening to the radio.
7.Every guy/girl you're interested in is in band.
8.You like wearing your uniform.
9.People ask you about your social life and you say,"Oh, you mean my flute/ trumpet/drum/etc.?"
10.You consider your drill book a fashion accessory.
11.You've had a "trombone-ectomy"
12.You practice you instrument more than you talk to your dog.
13.Being mauled by a drum is a normal part of life.
14.People worry when they see you without your instrument.
15."armed guard" means a girl with a pole instead of a guy with a gun.
16.Band Camp is FUN.
17.Someone says the word "box" and you automatically put your head up.
18.You remember flats and sharps more easily than your name.
19.You dress the lunch line, and urge others to do the same.
20.You're alone and you suffocate because there is no one telling you to breathe.
21.Slides feel normal.
22.Your instrument has a name.
23.You remember your instruments birthday and forget your moms.
24.Making a line is your biggest accomplishment of the day.
25.Back marching no longer reminds you of ballet.
26.You give your instrument a birthday party.
27.You can make brown shoes look white.
28.Your uniform fits.
29.Black feathers become a fashion "do"
30.You see your section more than your family.
31.Everyone wants to kill the other football team and you want to kill the other band.
32.You have dreams about selling Woody's Wings.
33.You think evening practices should last half an hour longer.
34.You accidentally call your band director Dad.
35.You CAN sight-read.
36.You can put on your uniform in less than 10 minutes.
37.Reeds taste good.
38.Woody's Wings are part of you daily diet.
39.You think your plume is alive.
40.Marking time is your favorite form of exercise.
41.You have a neck strap/harness tan line.
42.You subconsciously start practicing with a pencil.
43.Numbers past 8 aren't important.
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