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ok ok here are some jokes I got from many of my friends and i decided to put them in this little log so here they are. (don't take it into any offense im not trying to insult anyone.)

How does a blonde keep their feet warm?

With their panties.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?

By opening the car door.

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to go sit in the corner.

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How do you kill a blonde?

Tell them there is a scratch and sniff and the bottom of the pool.

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Okay there is a brunette walking back and forth saying "15.....15.....15..." and a blonde walks up and looks at her wondering what she is doing. So she asks the brunette "What are you doing?" and the brunette just keeps walking back and forth saying "15....15....15..." and the blonde asks her again "What are you doing?" the brunette just keeps doing the same thing. So the blonde does the same thing following the brunette. Then the blonde gets hit by a train a couple minutes later and the brunette is just walking back and forth with a big grin on her face saying "16....16....16..."

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Baa Baa Big c**k have you any sperm?
Yes Ma'am, Yes Ma'am 2 balls firm.
none 4 the wife, none 4 the ex.
Its all 4 the dirty b***h readin this text.

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Okay there are 3 nuns, one says "I found porn magazines in fathers(as in the person head of the church) room." the 2nd nun and the 3rd nun gasped. then the 2nd nun says "I can top that, I found condoms in fathers room." the 1st and the 3rd nuns gasped and the 3rd nun asks "What did you do with them?" and the 2nd nun says "I poked holes in them.", the third nun fainted.

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How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her as a preacher boy.

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Why do blondes write T.G.I.F on their shoes?

because Toes Go In First.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

An Interpreter.

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Okay there are 3 men who were shipwrecked on an island full of natives. The natives found them and the cheif walked up to them and told them, "I will offer you one of two things, either death or chunga chunga." The cheif asked the first man, "death or chunga chunga?" and the man answered "chunga chunga." so the cheif turned to his tribe and yelled chunga chunga then the whole tribe yelled chunga chunga and so the whole tribe raped the man in his a**. then the cheif asked the 2nd man "death or chunga chunga?" and he answered "chunga chunga." so the tribe yelled chunga chunga and they raped the man in the a**. Then the cheif asked the 3rd man "death or chunga chunga?" and the third man was thinking that death was better than getting raped in the a** so he said, "death." and the cheif turned to his tribe and yelled, "DEATH......BY CHUNGA CHUNGA."

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Why don't gays have sex the morning after sex.

Have you ever seen the inside of a grilled cheese sandwich?

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Ya know life is like a b*****b the harder you blow the more it sucks.

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Okay there are these three guys that robbed a bank, a white guy an asian guy and a black guy, and went to hell when they died. so the person who greets you in hell went up to the asian guy and said you robbed a bank, right?" and the asian guy said "yeah" so the greeter made the asian's d**k fall off. then the greeter said to the white guy "You robbed a bank, right? and the white guy said "yeah." so the greeter made the white guys d**k fall off. then the greeter walked up to the black guy and said "you robbed the bank too, right?" and the black guy said "yeah." So the greeter tried to make the guys d**k fall off but it didn't work. then he tried once more but it still didn't work. then the black guy said "Chocolate melts in your mouth son."

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Humpty dumpty sat on his bed
Little bo peep was giving him head
He started to c**, as she started to weep
by the taste she'd found he was ******** the sheep.

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(got any dirty jokes just pm them to me and I will put them in here.)