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Here it is folks! The next issue of our hero's story, the one in which he fights the Real Slim Shady! (Or is he? *Ominous music in background*)
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So, once again we join our hero, back at his penthouse suite (that converts into the lair of a superhero). Anyways, as our hero searched for any crime leads on his mega-superlaptop, yet he could find none. So, our hero being bored, changed into his civilian suit, and headed out onto the town of Durem, and headed over to a karaoke club. As our hero picked up a glass of orange juice, he heard one of the most reviling raps he had ever heard. Our hero then felt obligated to "boo" the rapper, and did accordingly so. But, as our hero was booing the rapper, he had to dodge a bullet. Instantly the other people in the club were in panic, and cleared out. "Why you wantin' be comin' all up in my grill?" the rapper asked. "What did you just say? I don't speak-" Just as our hero was talking he was cut off by another bullet he had dodge from a handgun. "Cut me off from talking will you?!" Our hero responded to the rapper running up the walls, on the ceiling, and dropkicking him. The rapper responded by pulling out an AK47. "You be all disin' me? I be fillin' you full a' holes!" Our hero quickly jumped and grabbed onto a pipe latched onto the ceiling as the rapper shot at him. "Let's see. I always carry...huh? My emergency weapons are gone! Oh wait, I forgot...I wasted everything on Tom Cruise...besides this one firework." Our hero threw a firework down at that ground that set the sprinklers off. "And this suit is made of suede too! I just got it last week, and it was very expensive! That guy will pay!" Our hero then used his incredible power of music to call forth his katana and wakizashi. "No one ruins my suit!" Our hero dropped from the pipe, and sliced off the rapper's head. "Huh? NO! I didn't mean to do that!" Our hero was so horrified, he didn't notice the body disappear into smoke, or the voice saying "Slim Shady Shadow Clone Jutsu!". While our hero hung his head in shame, one thousand Slim Shadies shot him. "That's what ya' git fer mezin wit' me!" The clones disappeared, and the rapper took the katana and wakizashi, and smashed them. The rapper stormed out of the club, and into some other town. Our hero lay bleeding on the club floor, dying, and unconscious...

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Will he survive? Only the next issue will tell, so keep reading!