So I went to therapy and my mom made me take this test because she thought there was something wrong with me. Long story short:
I was writing a lot of stories with my friend Donnie about a vampire that wanted to bite a warrior chick. The characters were Don and Yuna. So neeway, we had a lot of stories about that, and then when I was reading one of them, Casey decided to read a line from the story, "butt rape". So, my mom read the story, and then she got so mad at me. (The one she read just so happened to be the worst one too...go figure). So, then instead of punishing me immediately, she decided to discuss it with my therapist. And my therapist suggested that I take a test.
So I had to take a test that was like SAT 9 coming back from the dead and then gathering a pitch fork and torch, chaining me to the wall, and poking me in my stomach eighty times. The test had 567 questions. I repeat, 567! I have to take a test again on Thursday, but she said it won't be another scantron...thank god. Dude! I swear. And they were the stupidest questions:
is someone following you
is someone out to get you
is someone trying to kill you
is someone trying to poison you
is the world after you
does the world want you dead
do you know who's after you
do you have trouble going to bed
do you sometimes have nightmares
does a spirit take over body sometimes
is there a ghost in your house
do you have stomach problems
does your head hurt often
are you commonly nervous
is your sex life healthy
do you like to play with doorknobs
I mean, talk about stupid! Dude! If the last question said, "have you gone insane" I would say yes. I was literally twitching, panting and fridgeting after the test. But I get to do inkblots tomorrow, so that will be fun.
Edit:
I didn't get to do inkblots.
 Anriazna · Thu Oct 14, 2004 @ 01:02am · 1 Comments |
