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You define summer as three months of bad sledding. (True)

Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar. (yeah like my town)

Snow tires come standard on all your cars. (duh, of course)

You refer to the Packers as "we". (I'm not a packer fanatic..)

At least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm. (over 50% actually ^^ )

You can make sense out of the words "UPNORT" and "BATREE". (Its become part of my vocabulary)

Your have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week. (yes)

You can identify a Michigan accent. (um... no)

You know what "cow-tipping" is. (pssh, of course, it's a wisconsin past time, kidding)

You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were off your bike. (yes, if steering counts)

"Down south" to you means Chicago. (m'hm)

Traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee. (sadly yes)

The "big three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee and PBR. (I wouldn't know, I don't drink :3)

A brat is something that you eat. (yes and god aren't they good)

You have no problems spelling "Milwaukee". (it was on our spelling tests in the 1st grade, and I PASSED!)

You consider Madison "exotic". (somewhat, compared to my dinky town)

You got a passport to go to Minnesota. (what the hell.. no)

Your idea of foreign culture is listening to Da Yoopers. (no, but I do have some of their songs ^^" wink

You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of PBR. (too young, don't know, sorry)

You've seen a hodag. (they're EVERYWHERE D= ) (<--- sarcasm)

You used to think Deer Season was included as an official school holiday. (It should be, half of the kids leave school anyways)

You know that Gotham is a real city. (yes'm)

You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc and Menomonie. (can't everyone?)

You know what a bubbler is. (I use them all the time)

The snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do. (eh.. no snow in August)

Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue spruce. (kinda, tons of blue spruce, no cow statue though)

Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed. (my neighbors live too far away D: )

Your Friday night out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer. (not me v.v, but other people do)

You go out for fish fry every Friday. (depends on the season)

You go to work in a snowsuit every morning and return home wearing shorts. (xD, the weather isn't that extreme)

When you tell someone where you are from they say: "I thought that was part of Canada". (lucklily I havn't met anyone that stupid yet, =D )

Bernie Brewer is your idol because he gets to dive into a giant beer mug. (I LOVE Bernie ^-^ , go Brewers, woo!)

Your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring, the 4th of July and Fall. (pretty much)

You know how to polka. (you have to learn it in gym)

Your idea of diversity is having black, brown and white cows. (xD, no, we're not that obsessed with them)

You drink "soda" and refer to your father as "pop". (so true!)

Formal wear is a flannel shirt, blue jeans and a BLACK baseball cap. (no, I'm a sophisticated cheesehead)

You tried to tap the "Worlds Largest Six Pack". (maybe in my dreams...)

Your children describe their summer vacation our of state as a "trip to Door County". (I totally went there for a summer vacation!)

You are unaware that there is a legal drinking age. (I think it's 21 ^^", KIDDING)

You go to Florida to get a tan in August. (who the heck wants to go to Florida in August???)

You caught a fish in Lake Michigan that glowed in the dark. (nope)

You define the swimming season as "Labor Day Weekend". (haha, yes, I went swimming in my school forest nearly everyday that week)

Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost. (no, but the water at the picnic was freakin cold to swim in!!!)

You know where the city of Waunaukee is AND can pronounce it. (yes, and I havn't really noticed how many of our cities are named by native american tribes, o.o )

You can visit Luxemborg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark and Poland all in the same afternoon. (haha, it seems that way)

You decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend. (yesh)

You actually know what Schaeffer's Beer is and you like it. (I know what it is, but I've never had it)

You know what Euchre and Sheepshead are. (My grandparents play them all the time)

You have been involved in a "drive-by hay bailing". (kinda, I was helping with the bailing)

Two words: "Leinenkugels Beer". (yay German beer, too bad I haven't had any, god it really seems that all wisconsin is known for is our drinking problems, haha)

Your refer to stop lights as "stop & go lights". (yes... shhh, don't tell my parents, xD)