Cheese is a funny word.
Blogna
If your a rock star:
-Don't eat anything tossed onto the stage.
-Don't let your drummer handle the money.
-Don't let the singer steal all the attention. Singers are egomaniacs.
-Keep an empty bottle in your van. You'll see.
-Never let the drummer use the microphone, it will only end in tears.On less the drummer is a good singer,then you can have your singer be the drummer.i wonder how that would work.
Useless tips:
-Never pet a burning dog.
-Never spit into the wind.
-Always proceed with caution when driving through a blind intersection.
-Always wear bright clothing when riding a bike at night.
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The Problem Solver (also known as a bazoka or rocket launcher)
If your angery at someone BOOM! now your not!
If you have chores you have to do BOOM! now theres no chores to do!
If someone stole your parking spot BOOM! now theres a free space to park!
So buy our Problem Solver NOW!
Side afects may cause headach deffness or being aressed by cops. scream So don't use with Advil or other stuff.
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Yo mamma jokes that ive found:
-Yo mama so stupid she got run over by a parked car
-Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
-Yo mama so stupid she starved in a grocery store
-Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
-Yo mama so ugly she looked in the merior and broke the window behind her
-Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote
-Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks
-Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
-Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
-Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
-Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
-Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions
-Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
-Yo mama so fat when she walks past the tv you miss 3 episoides
-Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
-Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it
-Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
-yo mom is so fat they changed the size from "one fits all" to "one fits most"
Good songs:
Snow (Hey Oh) *Red Hot Chili Peppers
Welcome Home *Coheed And Cambria
Chop Suey * System of a Down
(more to come too lazy to put) sweatdrop
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