Things that baffle me:
1.) When you're driving down an expressway, and instead of seeing normal garbage, you see the oddest combinations of things like; mattresses (Did you not know it blew off of your car? If you really didn't want it, you should have just left it on the curb. Are you a mattress billionaire, who can just go buy new mattresses whenever you want?) Huge black Hefty bags of garbage...could you not find a trashcan or dumpster? Did you get up and say "I know what would be fun today, dumping all of our trash on 104 West."
2.) The phrases "Tom cat/boy" and "Starvin' Marvin." Was there really a cat named Tom who was like Don Juan? Was Tom a very feminine boy? Was Marvin really starving?
3.) Treadmills. Why aren't you running outside?
4.) Hair dye. When you get older, you're supposed to grey. That's science, why do people dye their hair when they get older? Do you think by ding your hair back to brown, that people aren't going to notice your liver spots or wrinkles?
5.) People who get stopped by the police, when they have drugs on them, they always say, "That's not mine, I'm holding it for a friend." The ********....
6.) Women who always look great, have perfect hair and makeup when they come to work. How did you do that at 5am in the morning and still get enough sleep? I'd be lucky if I brushed my hair and found clean pants.
...IDK.....
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