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Okay....I just ate a doughnut. As I was slowly, yet, dramatically eating it, I thought of my day. Here's how it will be;

1. Get my a** outta bed.
2. Grab doughnut.
3. Chew doughnut.
4. Stare at wall as swallowing doughnut.
5. Get off my a** again.
6. Put dish in sink. (GENTLY!!!!!)
7. Walk back to coach. (without tripping.)
8. Fall on coach automatically asleep.

Now....um....I must follow the last three steps before I screw up my life. Later! mrgreen