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J-Rockers And K-Poppers
By: ~Silly Little KItsune~ and Redeim
Edited by: Redeim (who died afterwords)
*Mareth is a friend on Devart
~*~*~
Starring:
Hee Chul from Super Junior (played by Redeim)
Jaejoong A.K.A. Hero from Dong Bang Shin Ki (played by Redeim)
Yunho A.K.A. U-know from Dong Bang Shin Ki (played by ~Silly Little KItsune~ )
Gackt (played by ~Silly Little KItsune~ )
HYDE (L`arc~en~ciel) (played by Rediem)
~and~
~Silly Little KItsune~ as Mimi
Redeim as Beth
~*~*~
Beth: Hi, Mimi.
Mimi: Hi beth
Beth: No! I'm no longer Beth, I am............ ummmmm....... Hee Chul! <3
Mimi: The girl-boy thingy?
Beth: O.o Yes. Yes, Cinderella. Mareth and I did this for like, a page and a half.
Mimi: But he's so girly...... and ..........girly!!!
Beth: Not always....... I just don't have any good pictures of him looking boyish........ Hold on. razz *goes and searches for pictures.
Mimi: You don't have any good pictures of him and you know it. ^_^ So I win.
Beth: Nu-uh, go home and watch "Super Junior Full House" when you get home. It's on youtube.
Mimi: But I don't like Super Junior.
Beth: BUT YOU WILL. > biggrin
Mimi: No I won't. I like Gackt and DBSK
Beth: Then watch the DBSK Banjun drama; they're funny. Umm.... But I suggest learning their korean names first. >.<
Mimi: I might. What's their korean names?
Beth: Hero: Jaejoong; U-know: Yuhno; Max: Changmin; Micky: Yoochun, and Xiah is Junsu. You catch on quick. >.<
Mimi: Ok. I'll check it out later. Maybe..... If I get on the computer....
Beth: Sneak it at the school library; or the library will even let you listen to it. *is going crazy b/c headphones aren't allowed at school's library*
Mimi: I never go to the library. As you can see I can't even spell it without looking it up.
Beth: O.o That pains me. A lot. I can't believe it, why don't you go? The library is like..... God.
Mimi: For nerds. I never go cuz it's to far away.... and I'm lazy... and I have to force..... pursuade Dee into coming with me.
Beth: You do know I go every Saturday* and Patricia works there, right? We also go for fun. It would do you some good. ;p
Mimi: Eh.... if I have to walk I no go.
Beth: We've also walked to Rengstorff to exercise off our food after eating lunch which before hand we had walked over towards school to take a detour to the food which was in Downtown anyways so walking far means nothing to us when we've walked about five miles. Wow. O.o Long sentence.
Mimi: .......0.0...... YOUR CRAZY!! I would never walk that much for fun. And you live really close to the library, and it's not that far if you don't go all around town and near school. Plus....... YOU JUST CRAZY!!!
Beth: Thank you, first of all. smile And second, I never said anything about school, just we walked on the street NEAR (and by near, I mean the street intersecting the one TO our school) our school. We could've walked to school, but we decided against it.
I can type more, do you want me to? lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala~ hee hee~
Mimi: I hate you. I can type alot to....... ..............................................................................................................
Beth: EXCEPT THAT'S NOT TYPING! this is typing. see me typing words?
Mimi: Fine.... How's this. LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
......
Beth: YOU HURT MY BRAIN, IT NOW POKES U WITH A PEN. *pokes with pen*
Mimi: Ow. *Pokes with phone*
Beth: -_O# Ow. That tickled. O.o Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Mimi: You should tell that to all the guys you know.... Unless they're into to that kind of stuff... Then let them.
Beth: Quiet brain or I'll poke you with another Q-tip.
Mimi: 0.o O.....k..... Anyway how are you today?
Beth: Bethany is currently playing hide and go seek with men in little white lab coats and pointy needles, please leave a message after the beep. *silence*
Mimi: Um... ok, well one of the guys just held up a needle and said "night night time".... and *Beep* Damn.....
Beth: But if you like, You may speak to Jaejoong or Hee Chul. smile
Mimi: I wanna talk to the girly man!!
Beth: Cinderella!!! <3
~*~*~
Mimi: Ello?
Hee Chul: Hi.
Mimi: Girly-man?
Hee Chul: *doesn't actually know Korean* eigo ga wakarimasen. Gomen nasai. (Translation: (I hope xp) I don't understand english. Very sorry.)
Mimi: Uh....... Well since you can't understand me (I hope).... Did you know that when you were born you were a girl?
Hee Chul: *in perfect english* I believe it. *Back to Korean-english* But birth certificate say boy.
Mimi: ...Well then.... *is slow* What the hell?!? I thought you couldn't speak english? And how do you know they didn't change your birth certificate?
Hee Chul: I speak leetle english. Soory....
Mimi: You speak enough.
Hee Chul: No, veery, little....... *holds up fingers to show small amount* Kibum know more. *nod*
Mimi: Who? Theres to many of you guys I don't know whose who.
(at this point, Rediem pulls up a picture of all of SuJu.)
Hee Chul: Kibum is the other pretty one. Oh, but there's also chinese boy. But he no speak english... I can't point him out right away though. >.<
Mimi: He's not as pretty as you since I find him pretty cute, not girly. And it looks like we have something in common cuz I couldn't point anyone but your girly self out.
Hee Chul: O.O ............ crying One time (true story) there was this one kid that listen to us, and he only know me..... Well, my name at least; he said, "I listen to Super Junior, but I only know Hee Chul hyung."** Hee hee~
Mimi: O... that's your name.... O.o Anyway that kid knows more then me. I just know pretty boy when I look at the picture and my crazy friends who are in love with you. And they hate me cuz I'm not in love with you.
Hee Chul: Well now, I'm sure it's not that they hate you because you're not in love with me, per say, but because you no like Super Junior to begin with. (Which I also hate you for, since I sing in Super Junior.)
Mimi: Hey don't get me wrong. You guys can sing. But............ I just don't like you... Yeah.... thats about it.
Hee Chul: Kibum's more your type? I can talk to him, but he won't go on. >.>
Beth: On what? You're not online...
Mimi: I don't care...
Hee Chul: Ki bum doesn't like talking to crazy american fans. >.> I'm okay with it, cuz you can't touch me.
Mimi: Then me and Ki bum will get along cuz I'm no fan of you guys.
Hee Chul: O.o How sad. We rap too, if that's more your style. I don't like it as much, but yeah.....
Mimi: The only korean rap I listen to is se7en.... so yeah.....
Hee Chul: OOOoooh Se7en!!! He's cool..... >.> But I still dun like rap. I could hook you up with Yunho, though; we're good friends. (another true fact)***
Mimi: I have two questions for you.
1. Really?!!?!?!? DO IT NOW!!!!!!
And
2. How the hell did you know I liked Yunho?
Hee Chul:
1. O.o
2. My mind reading powers of reading what's written before this? ^.^
Mimi: Well then...... don't just sit there, HOOK US UP!!!!
Hee Chul: Even though Xiah's supposed to be the player, it's always Yunho whose busy on White Day and stuff, and he's always getting stuff for Valentine's Day. *playing secretary* How does.... mid-June of next year sound?
Mimi: Why June?!?! That's too far away. How about my birthday on the 19th?
Hee Chul: Oh, happy birthday! <3 How old will you be? 16?
Mimi: How old is Yunho?
Hee Chul: 20. I think.
Mimi: Then I'm going to be 19.
Hee Chul: Yes, I'm sure. So then, *back to secretary* You'll get a date with Yunho.... two years, five months and three days from now. Assuming you can get to Korea. ;-p
Mimi: I hate you girly man. Listen to me. If you don't ship Yunho to California by my birthday you will not wake up on the 20th.
Hee Chul: O.o But..... the airports don't actually be fragile with fragile packaging.
Mimi: Your rich. Buy him a ticket... or make him buy his own
Hee Chul: DBSK is more famous than Super Junior cuz we just resurfaced (?) last year. >.> Beside, compare: paying salary to five eighteen to twenty year olds to THIRTEEN nineteen to twenty four year old's salaries, and you tell me who would get more money. *sniff*
Mimi: Quit crying!!! All that means is that you need to put out more hit albums! Faster! And you'll make the cash. Besides I didn't say bring everyone just escort Yunho to my house.
Hee Chul: >.< Ow. Your words hurt me. A lot. But I don't know I if can assure his coming. He might be busy planning for his date that night with some girl he met whilst acting on his drama show. Which I suggest you watch. I love the one where Hero reads this fanfic about him and Yunho, and so then for the rest of the episode he's paranoid that Yunho actually likes him but it turns out that really Yunho was just.... well, I don't want to spoil it so....... I don't think I ever got your name?
Mimi: *Cracks knuckles* I'll put this bluntly. My name is Mimi. I'm about to be 16 and I'm 5'6". And If you don't put Yunho on right now I will be standing next to you so fast you wont even be able to blink. Do I make myself clear?
Hee Chul: O.o T___T Yes. Crystal clear. In fact, Yunho is on his way to your house after we magically figured out your address. Do not ask how, but when you come home tonight, he will be there. Yes. Despite the fact it should take about thirteen hours to GET to your house, he will be there tonight. *sob*
Mimi: That sounds better. *Smiles* So... *Notices him crying* What's wrong?
Hee Chul: O.o Donghae, I think I'm in an abusive chat room. >.>
Beth: I just used a random other person I could name. And for the last time, Hee Chul, you are not online. O.o *needs mental help by now...?*
Mimi: Are you ok? Need someone to talk too? I can get Gackt if you want?
Hee Chul: I can get Hyde.
Beth: This'll be fun. Get Gackt! Get Gackt!
~*~*~
Hyde: Hello?
Gackt: What the hell is going on?
HYDE: O.o?
Gackt: Hyde?
HYDE: Possibly...... Who is this person? *reads over above conversation* Oh god please no.
Gackt: It is you!
HYDE: Unfortunately. With my child**** reading over my shoulder. nyah. *is totally lying*
Gackt: Oh really? Well that's a shame I wouldn't want him to know the truth to why you came home late last night. But since he can't possibly read at his age and especially in english, how about you tell me what you thought of it?
HYDE: O.o I tho....... I-have-no-idea-what-you-are-talking-about.
Gackt: Oh? You do and you know it. I mean it was your idea.
HYDE: Only for that one time! And I was half drunk! >.> You were totally drunk. No wait, you don't get drunk. Wife! *hides*
Gackt: True.... your wife isn't there, and neither is your kid. So, stop joking around, and say you liked it.
HYDE: Okay, but I am at home. For once. And not on tour. And I hated it. And I'm so glad to be home. And not with L`arc. But solo. <3 Yesssss.......... SO, how have you been? You know, I got your CD, which I should've gotten a discount on from you, but you wouldn't give it to me so I had to buy it a full price and while I'm at it I had to buy my OWN CD at full price on the same day. God was that a bad day, but anyways..... *obviously trying to change the subject*
Gackt: Uh yeah.... anyway wanna do it again tonight?
HYDE: NO OH MY GOD STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!
Gackt: But I want tooooooo!!!!!! It was fun!!!!!!
HYDE: N.O.ooooo.
Gackt: But your addicting
HYDE: That is wrong on SOOOOOO many levels.
Gackt: I'm just telling you the truth. Besides.....<.< You know you like me too.
HYDE: Dood, except we're both straight!
Gackt: If I just imagine that your a girl, (not that hard to do!) it's fine.
HYDE: Do I look like a frickin girl to you?!
Gackt: Sometimes....
HYDE: And you don't.... "sometimes...." ?
Gackt: Well you know I DO have my moments.
HYDE: . . . name three.
Gackt: hm..... well....*thinks really hard* Ow... Well you have more moments then me!
HYDE: . . . So. I'm just more comfortable with my masculinity than you. nyah.
Gackt: No, they just want you to be in more girly outfits then me
HYDE: Like my mother.# (Another true fact... >.< wink
Gackt: And your short.... just how I like them.
HYDE: O.o Ummmm..... I like GIRLS, thanks. And I prefer to keep the things out of my....... nevermind.
Gackt: No no, go ahead and say it.
HYDE: No, no........ it.
Gackt: do it for me? *puppy face*
HYDE: Are you wearing your blue contacts? *sucker for puppy dog face*
Gackt: Maybe? *pulls up a good suck-up picture he's taken*
HYDE: O.o *fights back* M.A.L.E. And I'm in love with my guitar, my wife, my kid, and my car far before you.
Gackt: You know you love me more then all that. Just look at me.
HYDE: For.get. you. Oh, and that love list isn't in that order. *sweat* Or my wife would kill me.
Gackt: But she's not there right now. So just say you love me. Cuz you know you do. Remember this? *Shows picture of the kiss*
HYDE: I try not to.
Gackt: But it did happen. And you made it last longer then it was supposed to. So, wanna come over?
HYDE: Mi casa es su casa. I suppose. >.> (Translation: My house is your house. I think O.o I never took spanish...)
Gackt: *Smiles* Ok then. When does your wife come home?
HYDE: I dunno. I've been gone too long. >.< I think seven. Or eight. I should ask my child, but he's at a friend's house ignoring me. >.>
Gackt: Well give him the key and tell your wife you'll be home late. Then get your a** over here.
HYDE: O.o Just my a**?
Gackt: I want your whole body
HYDE: O.O OMG, your terrible! I'm not coming over and I'm locking the door, you freak of nature!
Besides, you're too old for me. *nyah*
Gackt: Please?
HYDE: N.O. And I mean it.
Gackt: All that does is make me want you more
HYDE: I'm too busy with my guitar. >.>
Beth: O.o
Gackt: Stop fondling your guitar and fondle me!
Mimi: 0.o?!
HYDE: O.O Umm... Lemme think about it. ....... Ummm.......... no. Not at all. That kiss, was an ACCIDENT; and so was last night.
Gackt: ......I can't believe this! *tears (fake)* After all we've been through... You'd rather break my heart, and hurt your own. *Dramatic crying* Hyde! Why!
HYDE: You . Are . A . Fake . So stop. AND! You don't even know my real name! So there!
Gackt: Yes I Do! *Askes Mimi and Beth* Quick!
HYDE: *being stupid* No one wil lever figure out it's Hideto! O.o Goddammit.
Gackt: Your name is Hideto! I love you Hideto!
HYDE: O.o OMG I have a fanboy. Then........ what's my LAST name?! SATORU. OKABE!!
Gackt: *Gasp!* No ones supposed to know that.
HYDE: Satoru Okabe! I knew your real name!
Gackt: Oh yeah! Hideto Takarai!
HYDE: O.o You're more of freak than I am. At least my celeb name actually somewhat CAME from my real name. *Actually got it from Jekyll and Hyde*
Gackt: So. I'm a 466 year old vampire I can do anything I want. And I want you to come sleep with me. *Stands proud*
HYDE: O.....kay, no. Um, but then I can proudly say I'm.... *does quick math* 433 years younger than you than only three years younger than you.
Gackt: So I look younger then you so it all works out.
HYDE: Only when I don't shave everyday. >.>
Gackt: Why are you procrastinating? You could have already had fun and been back home by now.
HYDE: EXCEPT NOT! Because I do not swing that way, and henceforth, last night was still an accident.
Gackt: But you were less drunk then me... Anyway if you don't want to come over I'll take that pretty boy from Super Junior##.
HYDE: O.O OMG, don't corrupt the poor boy. >.< I'll be over in a couple minutes.... *leaves*
~*~*~
JaeJoong: *meanders on* WTF is this?
Yunho: *gets bored and comes on* WTF? Gackt and HYDE? Hero? What?
JaeJoong: Oy, you sound more confused than I do. Oh, hey, not only those two J-rock people, but also Hee Chul. O.o You appear to be busy tonight. Heck, I think you should be on a plane........?
Yunho: WTF are you talking about? *Looks back* WTF Hee Chul set me up on a date with some fan again!?
JaeJoong: >.> It would seem so. *sweat*
So then, how are you? Besides supposed to be packing?
Yunho: I'm fine. I can't wait for that girl to kill Hee Chul though. I wanna get a hit in too; the idiot deserves it.
JaeJoong: O.o Even though Hee Chul DOES need to stop, I don't think he deserves to be punched.
Yunho: *hears scream.* I guess she got here faster then Hee Chul thought.
JaeJoong: O.o;;;; OMG we'll never see him again. >.< Yunho, go stop the fangirl.
Yunho: *Looks behind him and sees Hee Chul fly past his door followed by fangirl.* Uh...... *Locks door.* You go stop her.
JaeJoong: *cautiously* ......*peeks out* .................. *drags in Hee Chul* *locks door* ........... O.O Hee Chul?! You alive?!!?!?!?!?!!?
Yunho: I think he's in shock.....
Mimi: *bangs on Hero's door* Open up! I'm gonna kill that girlyboy! *stops for a moment* ....... wait...... is Hero in there too? *Gets chainsaw*
Yunho: I think you should run.
Hee Chul: *is coming to* Wha~?
JaeJoong: Not now, Hee Chul, we're in danger.
Hee Chul: For what.... @.@?
JaeJoong: For being pretty. I think.... >.>
Hee Chul: Oh.
Mimi: *breaks down door and glomps Hero* No, for setting me up on a date with Yunho and not keeping his promise. But you'll work too.
Yunho: Uh... yeah..... How about you go on a date with Hero.
JaeJoong: *panicked* HOW ABOUT NOT?!!?!?!?!?
Mimi: Hey Hero..... *Whispers* Get me Yunho, and I'll leave you alone.
Yunho: What the hell did she just say? *Didn't hear a word.*
JaeJoong: *eyes Yunho scarily* *whispers to Mimi* Okay.
Yunho: What are you guys talking about?
Mimi: *lets go of Hero and grabs Yuhno in a unbreakable hold* We're going on a date!
JaeJoong: *grins evilly*
Hee Chul: *blink blink* What's going on? I did my job, right?
JaeJoong: -_-;; Ummm...... not really, no. Just leave it be, c'mon, I'll treat you to a drink.
Beth: A DATE!!!
JaeJoong: Umm.... no.
Mimi and Yuhno go off happily into the sunset
Hero and Hee Chul go off happily into another sunset
Beth: *Sigh* Okay, fine. *grabs Hyde, kills his wife, brainwashes his kid and they go off into the other sunset happily. Somewhat... >.>*
And they all lived happily ever after!
~The End~
*No longer true... I'm on the search for a real job. ~Redeim
**From SuJu Full House. "hyung" is a male addressing an older male.
***Hee Chul, KangIn, Yunho, and JaeJoong were going to start a band called Four Seasons
****HYDE has a son. *goes off and sobs in the corner*
# I read somewhere HYDE's mother used to put him in girly clothing. Like, for example, red is considered a girl color in Japan and she got HYDE a red backpack for school.
##Mimi's talking about Hee Chul. sweatdrop
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