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Homer Simpson's Halloween Carol: Green Goblin |
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I'm Dreaming of a Green Goblin
Sung to the Tune of “I'm Dreamin' of a White Christmas”
I'm dreaming of a Green Goblin, Just like the one beneath my bed. Will it break my toes-ies Or bite my nosey And use a spoon to eat the contents of my head? I'm stll dreaming of a Green Goblin, But now my heart is filled with joy. I plan to make a dash for the doooooor, Once I've got it feasting on the boy!
Madame Bloo · Sun Oct 06, 2013 @ 02:07pm · 0 Comments |
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Homer Simpson's Halloween Carol: Trick or Treat |
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Trick or Treat (Fatty Needs Some Food)
Sung to the Tune of “Jingle Bells”
Dashing through the streets, He bangs on every door, Dressed up like a clown Even though he's thirty-four... He's told to go away, But he really needs a fix, He would sell his grandma for A measly pixie stick, oh... Trick and treat! Trick and treat! Fatty needs some food! He don't care if he's Boston beaned Or merely Charleston chewed, oh... Trick and treat! Trick and treat! This really is the worst. When you're a balding trick or treater And it's noon December first!
Madame Bloo · Sun Oct 06, 2013 @ 02:06pm · 0 Comments |
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Homer Simpson's Halloween Carol: Oh Holy Crap |
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Oh, Holy Crap!
Sung to the Tune of “O' Holy Night”
Oh holy crap! You can see right through my ghost suit! Marge was right, I shoulda worn underpants!
Madame Bloo · Sun Oct 06, 2013 @ 02:05pm · 0 Comments |
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Homer Simpson's Halloween Carol: Stinko the Zombie |
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Stinko the Zombie
Sung to the Tune of “Frosty the Snowman”
Stinko, the Zombie, Was a corpse without a soul. With a single tooth hanging by the root And two eyes made out of toes. Down through the village, With his kidneys in his hands, Children smelled decay as they laughed and played A game of dodge ball with his glands. There must have been some magic In a corpse that skips and jogs. But the kids knew they'd made a mistake When they fed hm to the dogs. Stinko, the Zombie, Was now a worthless pile of flesh, But he said goodbye, and for a fun dead guy, You always have John Tesh. Sloppity slop slop, Ploppity plop plop, Look at Stinko go! Chunkity chunk chunk Clunkity clunk Leaving punk stains in the snow!
Madame Bloo · Sun Oct 06, 2013 @ 02:04pm · 0 Comments |
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Homer Simpson's Halloween Carol: Twelfth Day of Spook Night |
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The Twelfth Day of Spook Night
Sung to the Tune of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”
On the twelfth day of spook night My Flanders gave to me... Twelve stupid apples Eleven bible verses Ten stinkin' health bars Where the hell's the candy?! I'll get my own damn candy! Don't tell me you don't eat candy! Guess i'll settle for this blender And I could use these speakers I'll take these five golden things! Four calling cards Three French pens Two CD players And a partridge in a pear tree
Madame Bloo · Sun Oct 06, 2013 @ 02:03pm · 0 Comments |
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