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The Meeting of a Squashed Lifetime? |
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More Strange Evil so cool it's gotta be Sqa. Grape goodness::.>
Mood: neutral
I need guy advice. Ya see, I just <3 this guy I work with. You know what it's like. Yeah, I'm talking to you. You have been through it, too, unless, of course, you are a straight male, which you may very well be. If you are, listen to this journal (I mean, read this journal. DUH.) Because if you are male (as oppose to being of the feminine gender), perhaps you can give meh even better advice! <3 x 1million
Well, anyways, back to meh story!
I like a guy. Let's call him. . .ummm. . .hmmm. . .Jimmy! Yay! That's such a great name! Don't you think so?? I do.
Anyhow, so I like "Jimmy." He is my boss's son. (Yes, I said it. I work with him.)
He calls me cutie every day. 
He flirts with me almost every day. He says things to me that are so sweet and kind.
I know, you wanna puke. But it is true.
The other day, however, I found out that he is sort-of dating a girl. We'll call her Bum. What a pretty name!!! x]
Anyway, so Jimmy is supposedly dating Bum.
Bum supposedly cheated on him the first time they dated. What a slut. <--I'm mean. Oh well. <3
So, what should I do??
 Squashed Grape · Wed Nov 15, 2006 @ 01:48am · 0 Comments |
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You're mom. or Your mom. ?? Which is which? |
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Current mood: xp (crazy)
"You're mom" and "your mom" are two phrases frequently used incorrectly.
LET ME CORRECT YOU.
You're mom : This means literally, "You are mom."
>When using this phrase, perhaps you can say it out completely: you are mom. Instead of you're mom. That would simplify things. And yes I am mom. I am the mother of all who live. Cause I'm perfect and I am QUEEN. MUahahahahahaaaa!!!!111
Your mom: This means literally, " I am talking about your mother here."
>When using this phrase, perhaps you can say it out completely: "I like/unlike your mom." or "Your mom is smart/stupid." No mama jokes please! exclaim
Did you get it? If so, comment meh squishy journal.
Squashed Grape · Sun Oct 15, 2006 @ 09:28pm · 0 Comments |
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Mood: gonk
There's that boring mood up there. "INDIFFERENT": defined as: I don't care/nothing/no opinion.
Entry: wahmbulance THis little icon is being used because some people just need to stop their continuous whining. I'm serious.
{edit:} Real Entry: Well, well, well. What have we here, you ask? It's another annoying journal entry by me, squashed grape. And this is my squishy journal. It is all powerful, mighty, direct, and to the point. So, My manager quit the other day. THANK GOD!!/about time. She was such a b*t*h.
Ending rant: I love all. whee <---not current mood. sarcasm.
Squashed Grape · Sun Oct 08, 2006 @ 10:16pm · 0 Comments |
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More Strange Evil so cool it's gotta be Sqa. Grape goodness! |
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AnyWAY!!! HEE hee hEE heE! O.o "eye twitch time!"
eye twitch to the left (o.O) (-.O) (x.O)
eye twitch to the right (O.o) (O.-) (O.x)
Well now THAT was REFRESHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are you refreshed? I am so am I ...I am soooooo
refreshded that I can't think anymore.
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Okay I'm calm now.
Here is my new key to my emotions for my journal so you always know what mood I'm in:
biggrin -happy, DUH people!
crying -sad, very sad, ANOTHER DUH!
heart -love is in the air
rofl -laughing mood
evil -angry
neutral -confused
xp -crazy
whee -excited about something
stare -annoyed
gonk -indifferent (this emoticon is used for this emotion b/c being "indifferent" is rather boring)
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the end...for NOW!!!
MUahAhaHAha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squashed Grape · Sun Dec 11, 2005 @ 09:25pm · 0 Comments |
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THIS IS MY new JOURNAL!!! *laughs evily* |
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My journal is the best in de world >o<
Anyway! So what do you THINK about this FANTASTIC journal?! I'll tell you what you think! You love it. You FEAR it. AND MOST of ALL, You OBEY its EVERY commands!!!!!!! Haahahahahahaa!!!!!!! *laughs even more evily*
Link that YOU MUST click on:
www.megatokyo.com
Well, thas all for today! See you next time I enter "THE DEPTHS OF MY JOURNAL"!
Squashed Grape · Sat Jan 22, 2005 @ 08:59pm · 2 Comments |
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