What to do when you go to Walmart...
1. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
2. Hide in the middle of a clothes rack and yell, "Pick me, PICK ME!!!"
3. When there is a voice over the intercom, spazz out and yell: "It's those voices again!! Tell them to leave me alone!!" ....And cry.
4. Look straight into a video camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.
5. Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!!!!"
6. Move a "Caution Wet Floor" sign onto a carpeted area.
7. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" And see what happens.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, start crying and yell: "WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!????"
9. Set up a tent in the camping section and tell other shoppers they can't come in unless they bring pillows from the bedding section.
10. Go into the bathroom with a peanut butter jar in your purse/jacket (Don't let anyone know you have it) and go into a stall. Then smear the peanut butter onto some toilet paper, and trow it under to the stall next to you. Ask for it back and see what happens.
~For Girls Only~
Girls...Go into the bathroom and spread tomato sauce on the floor, and have a trail leading into a stall. Then, put a tomato in the toilet, and an I.O.U. note.
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