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Those of you who wish to know what im thinking...
I have one word for you;
"Brave"


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What Really Goes On in a Hogwarts Lavatory
{ I WROTE A LOST CHAPTER IN HARRY POTTER... I WAS BORD, OK?! }

“Can you believe our new defense against the dark arts teacher,” Ron exclaimed as he, Harry, and Hermione walked through the halls. “What a bloody moron! He may be worse then Lockhart!”
Hermione opened her mouth to argue but Harry cut her off.
“Hay, but at least Lockhart was an animgus.” Every one stopped and stared at Harry.
“A what?”
“No, he wasn't.”
“Yes he was!”
“Oh,” Hermione replied slyly, or so she thought. “Then what did he tern into?”
“A fairy!”
Ron exploded in laughter, and Hermione scowled.
“For your information, Harry, Professor Lockhart is a grate wizard! He was much better then you think!”
“Whatever, Hermione,” Ron shot back. “your only defending him because you, just like every other girl on your planet, think his the greatest thing since flying brooms!”
They stopped outside the boys lavatory and Hermione began to yell at Ron. “YOU KNOW WHAT-” but before she could finish her sentence he terned into the boy's bathroom and shut the door in her face.
Harry shrugged apologetically and went in after him. Just then Draco and Milissent came around the corner.
“Out of my way, mudblood,” Draco said, pushing past Hermione and into the bathroom.
“What are you doing here Granger?!”
Hermione turned to Millisent with her arms crossed, for she was still a little mad from earlier.
“Waiting for my friends. You?
“Me and Draco are on a date.”
Hermione was about to tell her how she didn't believe a word of that, but she was distracted by the sounds coming from the boy's lavatory;
“No, mines harder!”
“No way, Potter!”
“Yeah it is! Feel it!”
“... Oh, well then I suppose your right...”
“Don't listen to him, Malfoy. I've felt it before, and its not as hard as mine!”
Hermione terned to Millicent with a disgusted look on her face and was relieved to see that she must have heard it too.
Jenny, followed by Fred and George, came around the corner and stopped before Hermione. “Have you seen Ron? We need to...” she stopped, seeing the looks on their faces. “What?”
“Hey, well mine is way smoother then your's can ever be, Potter.”
“No way, it's smoother then mine!”
“You wanna bet, Potter!? I dare you to feel it!”
“Okay... I don't know, its pretty close...”
Jenny looked like she was going to puke as the twins started to giggle and tern red, trying to hear the rest;
“Its only like that because he rubs it all the time for good luck!”
“... Does that really work, Ron?”
“I don't know. Bill said it does... it's probably just a superstition.”
“Well, I don't, but even if I did, Potter, mine is still longer than yours!”
“Noway! Let me see!”
“Just then, the door opened and the three of them came out, Ron behind Harry and Malfoy, who were comparing the size of the wands.
“Every one busted up and the boys looked up, confusion written all over their faces.
“... Did we miss something?”




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Im So Sick
I’m sick of people who think they know me.
Well, you don’t until I say you do.

I’m sick of people who can't accept who I am.
I have no problem accepting and respecting you.

I’m sick of my mom,
Who thinks she's all that
And then comes to pick me up high.
To any mom who dues that;
Dose it make your child cry?

I’m sick of people who see me here
Then tell me I’m a kid.
I’m 17 and I am sure you’ve done wers
But I don’t give a s**t what you did!

Stop jugging me for what you see
Or what you here me say.
My life is bad enough,
Believe me, I know.
I deal with it every day...



Malady girl
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