Wow, I'm mean.
Crazy s**t I did in school over the past 11 years. Umm, where do I start. - Kicked one of those red rubber balls at my teachers...umm...balls. - Climbed on to the whole schools roof. (Elementary/Secondary/Gym/Library/Office) - Threw permanent ink onto a teachers car. (Made her buy a new one.) - Smashed the wall tile in the bathroom. - Stole $50 from the bandroom. - Stole a electric guitar from the bandroom. - Got a teacher to listen to metal. twisted - Blasted Metallica during social studies test. - Threw money at a teacher saying she was a hobo. - Corrected an English teacher at English. - Played guitar during lunch for money. - Stole $10 from vending machines. - Skipped class. (Mainly Math, Woodworks, Ceramics.) - Pulled my gym teachers leg hair. - Called my reading mastery teacher bald. - Started Fights, during class, during lunch, after exams, before class. - Broke the Gym windows. - Drew all over the hallway walls. - Ran through the halls wrapped up in tape. - Threw a dissected sheep eye around in science class. - Skipped class to go to Starbucks. - Smoked about a block away from class. - Left in the middle of cooking class because I refused to wear a hairnet. - Called a math teacher, "Ms. Fetus" instead of, "Ms. Vidas". - Played Pokemon many times during class. - Refused to take off my headphones many times, even though they were restricted. - Beat up a student with a giant bouncing rubber ball during art class. - Skip gym class to sit in a tree with friends to get "high". - Sucked in helium during socials class and sang, "Wheels on the bus". - Broke in to the air conditioner room countless amount of times. - Made a kid cry by telling them they were food. - Set things on fire during lunch.
That's all I can think of right now, but I know I've done more.
Music I'm listening to: Achilles Last Stand - Led Zeppelin
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