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iJinx: I accidently attracted a guy...
iJinx: and I was like...
iJinx: well hes nice...
iJinx: buuut...
iJinx: I cant kiss a guy >.<
iJinx: I jsut cant
Dusk ll: @.@ then finally i think she finally gets the message that I dont want to date her...
iJinx: just*
Dusk ll: I often see her poke her head around corners
iJinx: I like bewbs and va-jay-jays...
Dusk ll: and stare at me
iJinx: I can't do it
Dusk ll: and id be like @.2 Dudette seriously
Dusk ll: go way
iJinx: and I hate myself for it ;-;
Dusk ll: away*
Dusk ll: Then
Dusk ll: She starts texting me and emailing me
Dusk ll: no clue where she got mah number
ST3RR3: Creeeeepy.
Dusk ll: shes all ..."I erally love you Josh please please date me"
Dusk ll: Then she gets violant
Dusk ll: @.@ Shes all
Dusk ll: If you dont date me ill do drugs
Dusk ll: and drink lots and stuff
Reaver Darkside: Every Josh I know is a *****.... <.<
Dusk ll: And then finally shes all
Dusk ll: "If you dont date me ill kill my self"
ST3RR3: Every Moe Lester I know is a molester. >>
Reaver Darkside: lmfao.
Dusk ll: So im all..@.@ I dont ******** care aslong as it gets you to shut up[ and get the point
Reaver Darkside: Good thing I don't know any Moe Lesters then. xD
Drukqz enters the chat.
ST3RR3: So, there were three moles that were burrowing under a farm.
Dusk ll: So I didnt know she actually would follow through
Dusk ll: she didnt die @.@
ST3RR3: One mole popped up and said, "I smell pumpkins."
ST3RR3: The second said, "I smell yams."
Dusk ll: her brother was all .."YOU WOULDNT DATE MY SISTER BLAG BLAHG BLAH"
ST3RR3: The third one said, "I'onno what you guys are talking about. All I smell is molasses."
Dusk ll: @.@ And im like..."Yeah...its cause shes ugly and a stalker.."
Dusk ll: Finally i move away
Dusk ll: but every while
Dusk ll: like once a month
Reaver Darkside: Ahahaha. xD
Dusk ll: ill have her email me or w.e
iJinx: thats a nice love story <3
iJinx: my first was this gurl who was really depressed...
iJinx: and I never thought of dating anyone ever
iJinx: and when I got her, I was like '******** yeah im awesome...'
iJinx: but now that we're not together anymore,,,
iJinx: im like 'I got with a suicidle nutcase...'
iJinx: and then my p***s fel off neutral
Dusk ll: @.@ I had a girl friend who was like that
iJinx: well its was so weird
iJinx: we dated
Dusk ll: xP There is this one girl
iJinx: then she like
Dusk ll: Who is bothering me to hang out with me
Dusk ll: She likes me lots
iJinx: obtw, tried to kill myself twice, lolz.
Drukqz: Damn. This is a damn serious discussion right here. Some serious s**t. Dayum.
Dusk ll: but I dont like her that way so I try to avoid her
Drukqz: Serious. Heavy shiet.
Dusk ll: but everytime we are together
Dusk ll: @.@ We have the secks
Drukqz: Now this is some real mother ********' talk.
Dusk ll: So I feel bad for avoiding her I just dont wanna lead her on right?
Reaver Darkside: >.>
iJinx: dude
iJinx: tap that like a magic the gathering card
iJinx: then say your gay
iJinx: done
Reaver Darkside: lmao.
Reaver Darkside: xD
ST3RR3: xD
Dusk ll: xD
iJinx: anyone else?
Dusk ll: Eh I try not to be too mean anymore
iJinx: im a huuuge magic nerd
Dusk ll: Like I loved this one girl
Dusk ll: SO much once
Dusk ll: she cheated onme and totally broke my heart
Dusk ll: My way of getting over it was sex ..
iJinx: dude
Dusk ll: Sex with lots of people
iJinx: revenge sex
Dusk ll: @.@ Lots and lots of people
iJinx: win
Dusk ll: D: I felt bad after I was over it
iJinx: fuxk that
iJinx: literally
iJinx: sorry...
Dusk ll: xD
iJinx: i got a sammich
iJinx: i aint correcting my stupidity
iJinx: phew
Dusk ll: xP I don't like premiscious sex
Dusk ll: but its kind of how i deal with things
iJinx: i dont like being with one girl
iJinx: ill always want what I cant have
iJinx: ive never cheated
Dusk ll: Ive cheated D:
Dusk ll: Sadly
iJinx: but sometimes I wished I had, lol
Dusk ll: @>@ I felt bad afterwards
Dusk ll: Really bad
iJinx: well you should :3
Dusk ll: There was this one chick
Dusk ll: Who was cheating on me lots
Dusk ll: SO I cheated right back
Dusk ll: @.@ That relationship was probably the best one I had..
iJinx: end of story?
Dusk ll: yeah
Dusk ll: That was pretty much it
Dusk ll: S: WE ********...
Dusk ll: ******** other people
iJinx: dude
Dusk ll: broke up after a year
iJinx: i got a good one
Dusk ll: @.@ Were still friend
iJinx: me and my friends were blazing
iJinx: and my freind confessed she loved this girl
iJinx: so me and my other friend when to tell her
iJinx: drove over.
iJinx: and he ******** her right there...
Drukqz leaves the chat.
iJinx: in front of me,,,
iJinx: I was like,,,
iJinx: uhhh
Dusk ll: @.@ Ah
iJinx: hi!
Dusk ll: Id be like
Dusk ll: Um excuse me
Dusk ll: *uzips p ants* le tme get inr ight there
iJinx: can I get sommat?
Dusk ll: O..oh dont be scared it will be okay..
iJinx: lol
ST3RR3: Well, you guys are idiots.
iJinx: and so I had to tell my other frined.
ST3RR3: And I shall leave you with this single insult.
Dusk ll: Im not and idiot
ST3RR3: What you said.
ST3RR3 leaves the chat.
iJinx: and he ******** beat the s**t out of him lol
Reaver Darkside: lmao.
Dusk ll: D: I just want love
iJinx: I want everything
iJinx: but im not going to get it
iJinx: so ill always be sad
Dusk ll: I like dominant girls
Dusk ll: @.@ BDSM
Dusk ll: hitting
Dusk ll: CHOKE ME WITH YOUR LASSO WONDER WOMAN
Dusk ll: S: YEah
Dusk ll: usually dominant girls I know
Dusk ll: are bitchy sluts
Dusk ll: or bitchy lesbians
iJinx: YEAH.
iJinx: I like dominant
iJinx: but not like...
iJinx: pee in my mouth neutral
iJinx: thats just ew
Dusk ll: Nah
Dusk ll: @.@ I dont like that stuff
iJinx: I like nails
iJinx: my back is scarred :3
Dusk ll: I like whips
iJinx: mer
Dusk ll: D: ANd paddles..
Dusk ll: And electro play
iJinx: nails are like....tingly and good
Dusk ll: And being chokes
iJinx: yeah I like pressure, not like...cant...breath x.x
iJinx: you know the hottest thing ever...
iJinx: and I cant believe im gonna say it..
iJinx: when a girl gets all in your face
iJinx: with her junk
iJinx: cant believe I said it xD
Dusk ll: you meen smothering
iJinx: yeah...
Dusk ll: basically eating out
iJinx: but not like...
Dusk ll: but being forced to do it
iJinx: im on actually pain, bleh
iJinx: yeah I guess
Dusk ll: xP
Dusk ll: Well
iJinx: but I wish I was a bit shoter
Dusk ll: HEy some people have this one thing
Dusk ll: Its called
iJinx: shorter*
Dusk ll: Forced feminization
iJinx: eek
Dusk ll: Some people like
iJinx: whats that?
Dusk ll: being forced to wear panties and dress up like a girl
Dusk ll: @.@ I ..find that odd thoguh
iJinx: ew no
iJinx: I dont like that ><
Dusk ll: But eh what ever floats peoples boats
Dusk ll: I like
iJinx: humiliation, nuh uh
The Infamous Trekki enters the chat.
Dusk ll: being taken on a lead
Dusk ll: and madew to crawl on my hands and knees
Dusk ll: Oh HI
iJinx: and I dont like it up the butt...ew.
iJinx: oh...
iJinx: oops.
Dusk ll: xD Well if done right
Dusk ll: it can feel good
iJinx: No ewww
Dusk ll: if done wrong
iJinx: ow ow ow
Dusk ll: ...its disgusting
Dusk ll: no not like
iJinx: no...
Dusk ll: shoving objkects or p***s shaped things up there
The Infamous Trekki: o_o
iJinx: ackkk
Dusk ll: just a finger pressed against the male g-spot
Dusk ll: @.@ If you do it right
ST3RR3 enters the chat.
Dusk ll: the person doing it to you
iJinx: I giuess that would be ok...
iJinx: just...
iJinx: eek
Dusk ll: can milk all the fluids out of your p***s
iJinx: YOU
Dusk ll: also drives you wild
ST3RR3: o_O
iJinx: AHHH
iJinx: NO
The Infamous Trekki: owo
Dusk ll: and by fluids
iJinx: not that xD
Dusk ll: I meen c**
iJinx: yeah...
iJinx: but thats too humiliating...
iJinx: I dont like that...
iJinx: just a little dominance...
iJinx: but like...
iJinx: im so tall...its just...
iJinx: it doesnt fit
iJinx: its like im made to be the dominant type
Dusk ll: xP
iJinx: but I hate it
Dusk ll: Well
Dusk ll: High heels for one
iJinx: I feel like im gonna kill someone if I go to rough...
Dusk ll: and just be on your knees
iJinx: Ehhh...
iJinx: its not the same when your on the bed.
Dusk ll: *shrugs*
Dusk ll: Girls are shorter for guys
iJinx: btw, cami, you missed the best part xD
ST3RR3: Reaver filled me in. <<
iJinx: i know and I hate it...
iJinx: REAVER.
The Infamous Trekki: I can't see anyones face oxo
Dusk ll: @.@ I hate that boys are 'supposed' to be the dominate one in todays society
iJinx: x.x
iJinx: same
Dusk ll: Im really subby. @.@ I like to be the one held
iJinx: you know what I also hate? only done it once
Dusk ll: maybe given flowers to occasionally
The Infamous Trekki: oxo Girls can be dominant?
iJinx: I KNOW
Dusk ll: Im not so subby that I HAVE to be hte one being coddled and stuff
Reaver Darkside: Dusk. You're a girl.
iJinx: nobody understands that...
The Infamous Trekki: Yeah..
iJinx: fuxk...
The Infamous Trekki: I was like how?
Dusk ll: @.@ I want dome loving and softness too
The Infamous Trekki: =x=
iJinx: I LOVE CUDDLING
iJinx: so much
iJinx: for hours I could.
iJinx: but most girls are ancy.
iJinx: theyre like...'this is boring'
iJinx: and im like, your moms boring
iJinx: annd then they leave...
Reaver Darkside: I would leave too.. <.<;
iJinx: ffs...
Dusk ll: @.@
ST3RR3: Same here. <<
iJinx: girls are noobs...
iJinx: total noobs.
iJinx: ********
ST3RR3: <<
Dusk ll: I can be with boys
The Infamous Trekki: neutral
Dusk ll: just
Dusk ll: I dont really like the sex
Dusk ll: and most guys are
Dusk ll: gross
ST3RR3: So says the guy that's been talking about all his bad relationships..
Reaver Darkside: Dusk's practically a girl. Maybe you should try your luck with the kissing boys thing again.
ST3RR3: Like a silly twelve year old girl.
ST3RR3: xD
iJinx: maybe if im lucky, ill get a weird guy whos a tranny
iJinx: but ill never find out
iJinx: that would be nice
iJinx: most guys are really gross...
iJinx: but one time
Dusk ll: xP
iJinx: there was this cute guy I met the first time I straightened my hair
iJinx: he was like.
iJinx: I KNOW your gay...
iJinx: and im like ;-;
The Infamous Trekki: wow.
iJinx: oh
iJinx: the thing I hate most
iJinx: group sec
iJinx: secks*
iJinx: its sooo awkward.
The Infamous Trekki: LOL.
iJinx: never again
The Infamous Trekki: How does that even work?
iJinx: never
Dusk ll: @.@
iJinx: usually 2 girls one guy...
Dusk ll: Threesome i didit once
iJinx: buuut...
Dusk ll: and i dont really like it all that to much
iJinx: ew...
The Infamous Trekki: Lol.
iJinx: it was so weird.
iJinx: I either felt left out or a hog...
Dusk ll: @.@ Im gona go on MSN
iJinx: I couldnt handle two...
Dusk ll: Jinx you have SMN
Dusk ll: OR AIM
iJinx: aim.
Dusk ll: wanna give it?
iJinx: pooinmyshoe312
iJinx: dont laugh xD
Reaver Darkside: <.<
ST3RR3: Too late.
iJinx: neutral
Reaver Darkside: I'd laugh. But I just feel sorry for you.
ST3RR3: xD
Dusk ll leaves the chat.
Reaver Darkside: At least the name rhymes with the letters.
Reaver Darkside: numbers* whoops
iJinx: yeah :]
ST3RR3: Hooking up for cyber smexins?
iJinx: NO