From Ace to Me
Dear Ichi hearts Ace,
How I long to hear your sexy song again. What was it called? Ah yes, Sexting. How your adorable voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded tiger. Such happy! Let us join together and snuggle in unison, your cute song carrying our hearts to attractive heights.
With love,
Ace hearts Ichi
Dear Ichi hearts Ace,
I believe it was blood on the dance floor who once sang, "Oh, my becca, my tiger, I've hungered for your leah a long, sexy time." Well, that's exactly how I feel. Or maybe I should quote your favorite rapper, Dahvie Vanity, who said "frenching ain't easy, but it's necessary, and I'm chasing llamas like Tom chases Jerry." Either way, you know what I'm getting at: will you be my Valentine?
XOXO,
Ace hearts Ichi
Dear ichi hearts ace,
How I long to hear your sexy song again. What was it called? Ah yes, ima monster. How your dirty voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded lion. Such excited! Let us join together and text in unison, your cute song carrying our hearts to attractive heights.
With love,
Ace hearts Ichi
From Me to Ace
Ace hearts ichi,
You know how the song goes: "sluty men say only perberts rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your chunky embrace. Now I know how batman felt when the strippers first parted to reveal tigger silhouetted against a delicious sky. It was excited at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, peeping fartingly until you get here.
Yours truly,
Ichi hearts Ace
Dear Ace hearts ichi,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a hunky journey to the deepest mustache of my uterus. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in hooker and dance with me across the undulating toilet seat? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and butt ups like jiggling therapists?
Yours truly,
Ichi hearts Ace
Dearest Ace hearts Ichi,
I cannot begin to describe how wildly my big toe burns for you. As I write this, I'm pimping in my boxer, unable to contain my milking desire. Please, accept my asian embrace and know that you're truly the strawberry of my eye.
I yearn for you lovely,
Ichi hearts Ace
Dear Ace hearts Ichi,
When I think of you, I get whales in my bladder. Though it makes me feel luscious , it's also exciting. Whenever we pop together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are pantsing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously lusty and shirtless with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a zip of the eyeball? I hope we can keep stripping together for 5 years.
smoothly yours,
Ichi hearts Ace
Dear Ace hearts Ichi,
When I think of you, I get whales in my bladder. Though it makes me feel luscious , it's also exciting. Whenever we pop together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are pantsing at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously lusty and shirtless with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a zip of the eyeball? I hope we can keep stripping together for 5 years.
smoothly yours,
Ichi hearts Ace
Dearest Ace hearts ichi,
I cannot begin to describe how manly my buttox burns for you. As I write this, I'm biting in my pimp, unable to contain my licking desire. Please, accept my purple-polka-dotted embrace and know that you're truly the bananers of my eye.
I yearn for you quietly,
Ichi hearts Ace
Dear Ace hearts ichi,
Please, my beloved, come with me on a sexy journey to the deepest dragon of my intestines. Any fool could see that we're meant for each other; won't you join me in fairview and dance with me across the undulating George Washington? The wait is too much to bear. Can't we just cast aside the formality of courtship and fart like stripping mexican babies?
Yours truly,
Ichi hearts Ace
Dear Ace hearts Ichi,
When I think of you, I get hippo in my bladder. Though it makes me feel delicious, it's also exciting. Whenever we rip together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are constipating at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously hot and asian with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a peeping of the unibrow? I hope we can keep stripping together for 5555 years.
softly yours,
Ichi hearts Ace
My beloved Ace hearts ichi,
You and I are just two warm people trying to make it in this wrinkley world. I know we're not perfect-- I've certainly been guilty of prostitution in the past, and I know you've dabbled in lust, but let's put that all in the past and focus on what really matters: our macho love. Without you, I'm nothing but a dirty hello kitty.
Yours BARNEY,
Ichi hearts Ace
Dearest Ace hearts Ichi,
I cannot begin to describe how smelly my kidney burns for you. As I write this, I'm brain farting in my snowman, unable to contain my jiggling desire. Please, accept my wrinkley embrace and know that you're truly the potato of my eye.
I yearn for you cutely,
Ichi hearts Ace
Dear Ace hearts ichi,
When I think of you, I get Angie in my uterus. Though it makes me feel skimpy, it's also exciting. Whenever we stab together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are booty shaking at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously obama-ish and bedrock-ity with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a kill of the buttox? I hope we can keep efing together for 5555555555 years.
extremely sexy yours,
Ichi hearts Ace
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Leah ;D
Dearest Ichi hearts Ace,
I cannot begin to describe how fastly my p***s burns for you. As I write this, I'm sexting in my heart, unable to contain my raping desire. Please, accept my smelly embrace and know that you're truly the papou fruit of my eye.
I yearn for you ********,
gir_rocks619
Dear Ichi hearts Ace ,
When I think of you, I get Puppies in my heart. Though it makes me feel shy, it's also exciting. Whenever we dancing together, it feels like all the angels in heaven are loving at once. How could one person make me feel simultaneously hyper and colorful with nothing but a bat of the eyelashes and a light of the eyes? I hope we can keep wishing together for 2222 years.
gently yours,
aislinn_shadow
Dear Ichi hearts Ace,
How I long to hear your small song again. What was it called? Ah yes, let it be. How your yellow voice lingered in the air like the cries of a wounded chipmunk. Such PISSED OFF! Let us join together and bite in unison, your big song carrying our hearts to small heights.
With love,
Hey look its Ethan
Dearest Ichi hearts Ace,
I cannot begin to describe how crazy my arm pit burns for you. As I write this, I'm smelling in my water, unable to contain my sleeping desire. Please, accept my beautiful embrace and know that you're truly the orange of my eye.
I yearn for you lucky,
xxWaffle_Masterxx
Ichi hearts Ace,
You know how the song goes: "fat men say only toes rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your hairy embrace. Now I know how Mario felt when the games first parted to reveal Link silhouetted against a long sky. It was satisfied at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, raping quickly until you get here.
Yours truly,
Abester108
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