Proof That The World Is Nuts
I asked all my friends via email to send me what they think is the craziest S#@T they ever heard of or can find on the internet!!
Today's Topic is : Proof That The World Is Nuts!
Today's Topic is : Proof That The World Is Nuts!
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex
with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having
sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.
>(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of
a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the
deceased
must be covered with a brick
or piece of wood at all times.
>(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia
is decapitation.
>(Much worse than "going
blind!" wink
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex for the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to
marry.
>(Let's just
think for a minute; is there Any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close
to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her
bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other
hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
>(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England -
but only in tropical fish stores.
>(The fishes are getting quite a view......)
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In Cali ,Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first
time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
>(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex
with a woman and her daughter at the same time
>(I presume this was a big enough problem that they
had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for
consumption on the premises."
>(Is this a great country or what?)
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Banging your head against a wall
uses 150 calories an hour.
>(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
>(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
>(From drinking little bottles of?? Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
>(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
>(And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning!)
U likey!! Well if this gets enough commments I'll try and post more..... Oh, I don't know if any of this is really true: these are posted just for my sick entertainment! mrgreen
