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I feel kinda sad; in the week that I was gone, I got one pm... and it was saying that someone bought my item. stare But that's not my point! My point is that, while all y'all was sitting around missing my (and definitely to depressed to pm me!) I was at Disneyland! Yay! And while I was there, I discovered a few things.

Firstly, I discover that a day can, indeed, have more than twenty for hours in it. It's true! In fact, I had a thirty-five (plus) hour day. You see, I woke up on friday morning at 6:30am and went to school. Then at 2:00am, I drove for two hours. I got to the airport around 4:00am and took off at 6:00am. I flew to Las Vegas (baby!) and then drove to Anaheim, which brought us to about 4:00pm. From there I stayed up for a few hours eating pizza and watching a movie (and doing homework, ugh!) and finally went to sleep around 10:00pm. You might be saying that adds up to 39 and 1/2 hours (which it does), but I took a nap for an hour and a half (which makes it 38 hours, for all those math geniuses out there). However, that's not nearly as long as I normally sleep at night, so it still counts as one day. I know that thirty-five does not equal thirty-eight, but that's why I said thirty-five plus hours. Clever, eh?

The second thing that I discovered was that Disneyland is pregnant. It's true! And I have proof! You see, you'll be walking along in Disnayland, and you'll see a churro stand. Ok, so lots of (fat, disgusting, american(and bloody mexican!))people like churros, but I have more! You see, I don't mind Elephant Ears, but churros are sponges of grease! Anyways, you walk a little bit farther and you'll see a stand that advertises "Fresh Fruit". (No, that's not my point stare ) So you walk up to it, and you notice a sign that says "Dell Pickles $2.75"! Why? I don't understand! I don't understand why you would go to an amusement park, and buy a pickle! For $2.75, no less! And you'll actually see people walking around and eating pickles, they'll just be holding a whole pickle and eating it! You have to be pregnant to want to eat a whole pickle.

The third thing I discovered was that this actor called Shane West is really cool looking! Is he famous? I have no idea who celebrities are.... Anyways, like I said before (and you were paying attention, now weren't you?) when we got to the hotel, we watched movies. One was Hoot, like the book, but I was doing my homewok during most of that, so I wasn't watching it. The second was called "A Walk to Remember"... that is such a lame title. Anyways, it was some dramatic movie about a dude who was a mean and bad and stuff then he gets in trouble and is forced to join the drama club and help little kids and blah, blah, blah! I hate those kinda movies. You could tell how it was going to end within the first ten minutes. That must be why I only watched 20 minutes of it.... Anyways, the thing that really struck me was the main dude in it. His name was Landon, or some such, which is a horrible, horrible name, but.... I know, I'll put up pictures! Hm, here we go... hey, he was in "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"... definitely doesn't look his best in that, looks better with shorter hair.... Without further ado, pictures:

Stupid IMDb

willn't let me That's annoying, when you put a " ' " in a link, it put's a " / " before it!

right click

on the pictures!

Hm, he's kinda like Zoolander with the one look, but I like his one look. Ok, and look at this picture! This is the funniest picture! Looky! Isn't that hilarious? You have two black guys smiling and laughing, and in the background you have a white guy giving a death stare! rofl You know, I think I think (I put that on purpose, I'm not being repetitive, read the whole sentence and figure it out *cough* bittersweetscribe! *cough*) he's cool looking because of his eyebrows; they're so... pointy! I like pointy things!

So anyways, I've managed to get away with talking about Disneyland, without talking about it at all! I love things like that. Perhaps I'll write more about it later, but it's to late (or early, depending on how you look at it) to concentrate enough to remember more than a few seconds ago.... I'm so messed up too, staying up till one and waking up at seven for an entire week (not to mention the thirty-eight hour day) just messes you up. Oh, I forgot to mention that the day after the thirty-eight hour day I woke up at seven... in the morning... then I walked for sixteen hours (or until my feet fell off in other words). So, gu-night and bu-bye!

-U.N. Owens