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At court the man went down the aisle, turned to the crowd, and asked if the thought this man could be a murderer.
"Yes" said everyone. After a few hours of this MR. Chipm came to the stand and simply said "ook" The judge asked him to repeat, and he said "aah" After several hours of this the defendant threw a banana at the complaintants lawyer and laughed manicaly. Everyone looked at him like he was mad until MR. Chipm ran over, grabbed the banana, and slapped the complaintant to death.
The judge said...
"the case has been solved. The defendant did not commit the murders. His lawyer did." eek