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Ok so reconcilitation really annoys me, so I made a scenario about what would happen if I went to reconciliation ninja

*sitting in sacristy*
Priest--> "How many days since you last confession?"
Dio_Link--> "Erm..." *starts counting fingers* "...never."
Priest--> "Go ahead child."
Dio_Link--> "Ok, well, I was walking down the street one night, it was dark REALLY dark, and I heard a noise so I looked around really fast and took out my knife and this guy! He just appeared out ot nowhere!! Well...actually....he was just walking down the street...but still he appeared out of nowhere!! So...so I stabbed him!" *does stabbing motion* "His screams were loud and hurt my ears...so I slit his throat...and the screams were replaced by gurgles then he was silent and fell to the ground...twitching...soooooooo...I cut off his head. Now he's lying on the ground, head detached from body and blood is absolutely EVERYWHERE! I mean it's covering the ground, on my clothes, skin, hair I mean everywhere! So I took his head and stuffed it in a bag and threw his body into a dumpster. I get home and...you know those biology jars with the dead rats and hand and things in them? Well I got home and filled a jar with preservatives so it wouldn't rot...I'm going to have to clean the jar later tonight...mom needs it for jam tomorrow...but anyways...I was just wonderin'...is that against God? Cause you know...I still have the knife!"

Yes, I would make up some bullshit and probably go to jail BUT...it'll be worth it!! xd If I'm going to be forced to go to reconciliation...expect lies!! Next time YOU go, tell the priest you're homosexual blaugh . See how upset/nervous he gets. And if you're a guy ask him out on a date, if you're a chick get permission to marry a nun. It'll freak em out. biggrin

Instratos
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Commented on: Mon Mar 14, 2005 @ 10:11pm


	Erm....::doesn't know what to say::

Commented on: Mon Mar 14, 2005 @ 10:32pm


	If you can't tell I'm not fond of the church and like screwin' with their minds twisted

Dio_Link
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Commented on: Tue Mar 15, 2005 @ 03:16pm


	3nodding Though I'm not fond of church as well, I'd neva do dat.

Commented on: Tue Mar 15, 2005 @ 03:59pm


	Lol, that was funny but I'm not catholic so I don't do that stuff, I know what mean by that stuff being very annoying and stupid, sheesh Jesus died on the cross so that we can go straight through him, not some dumb preist stressed .

Criystal
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My_Deepest_Regret
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Commented on: Wed Mar 16, 2005 @ 01:53am


	God that was funny.

Commented on: Sun Jan 29, 2006 @ 10:07pm


	ROTFLMFAO. I think I'll do just that, sounds like hilarious fun. xd

Thoughtfulness Incarnate
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