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It's kinda been a depressing day.
But there have been some highlights I guess...
Anyway, I think I'll put these in here, because they are VERY funny!
Warning some are a little crude...

Pick up lines from a forum.

arrow I lost my number can I have yours?
arrow If I followed you home, would you keep me?
arrow I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
arrow You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
arrow If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
arrow your lips look lonely. would they like to meet mine?
arrow You take my breath away, do you know mouth-to-mouth?
arrow are you stalking me? cause that would be super
arrow Is someone at the door, or is that just my heart pounding at the sight of you?
arrow Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1000 miles. If Train A is going 95 miles an hour, and Train B is going 85 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?
arrow So what haven't you been told tonight?
arrow You look a lot like the person in my head who keeps telling me to burn down houses!
arrow Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
arrow (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
arrow if i said you have a nice body would you hold it against me?
arrow The voices in my head want your phone number.
arrow The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first.
arrow I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
arrow Be unique and different, say yes
arrow You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
arrow I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
arrow I hope your day was as bright as your smile!

I thought they were really funny!
Here's the forum if you wanna lookit them! xd
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=23354049&page=1