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Okay, so I took my lady friend out. For a third time now.
I've been dating this gorgeous girl, named Emily, for about a week now. She's like, really awesome and all. We went and seen a movie today, which was fun and all, except the movie was, 'Flicker'. Yes, that gay piece of s**t film about the girl and the horse. Never again, will I see something so gay, so boring, that I was actually falling asleep while making out with Emily.

While wandering around together, we attracted a lot of attention, probably because we're both so ******** sexy. I saw a lot of people I knew, so it was cool showing her off, like the trophy she is.

I have a serious issue with eating in front of my girlfriends too. So, I pretty much starved for like, 9 hours until she went home. Soon as she was out of seeing distance, I bolted to McDonald's and demanded they make me a pounder. Yes, a pounder. Not a quarter pounder, those are for girls. A ******** pounder. When they hand you the bag, filled with this beast, you can just feel heart pains. It's really, really difficult to digest too. But no joke, it's quite possibly the most filling thing I've ever eaten. I'm so fat, it disgusts me. Not really, I'm thin as hell, everything I eat goes through me like that!

I went to the arcade after downing that badass pounder and flogged some Asians up in Tekken 5, and was in the middle of beating some b***h in Initial D. Unfortunately, my ride home was impatient, so I had to leave. The guy didn't seem to pleased, even though he was like, totally getting his black a** handed to him.

So, that was pretty much my day today. It's now nearing quarter to 10, at night. I'm quite tired and think I've been fired from work. Hm, this is not good at all. I must end this here.






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cait eats airplane
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commentCommented on: Fri Jan 05, 2007 @ 12:26pm
No they can't fire Leroy! Let him keep his job so he can make money to kick black guys' asses at Tekken 5 and eat... and take Emily out! Mer!

I hate eating in front of my boyfriend and he feels the same around me. It's so weird. Whenever I leave his house or he leaves mine, I have to ******** eat something no matter how small and worthless it is.

Meh, we've been dating 3 months and yes, I still feel that way around him.


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