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I have officially decided that Black people officially suck.

No, no. Hear me out.

No, seriously.

So. I have three roommates. All girls. All black. One's from the Bahamas, she's kind of cool, but her accent's so thick I can hardly understand what she's saying most of the time. But that's not the point.

We get our first apartment check thing, and we get a good grade aside from "Wash dishes". One of the girls, Neesha, throws a fit about it for ten whole minutes, and writes "******** dat" on the paper and slams it on the refrigerator for all to see.

Then, we get a letter in the mail about how loose trash isn't supposed to be in the garbage bin, and the boxes out there need to be taken to the dumpster. Neesha's talking about suing this and that, and how it's a garbage bin and how it shouldn't ******** matter, and how they're not going to charger HER 25 USD for some stupid garbage.

I basically tell her that she's stupid. Regardless, I don't bother arguing with her for more than two minutes, and put all the trash in bags and fold up the boxes and put those in bags so we won't get billed.

Then there's Nette. Now, I thought Nette would be cool since she helped me move in. But this is not so. For as much as Neesha fits the "Oppression, Oppression, I sense White supremacy!" stereotype, Nette fills in where Neesha left off. She's the rapper stereotype. She blasts music higher than it needs to be, curses at nothing, and leaves electricity on when she's not using it.

It's usually freezing in the apartment, so I go out there to turn the AC Up like I usually do, and they're talking about me turning it up while I'm there. I say "Well I wouldn't have to turn it up if it weren't so freezing."
They say "The more you turn it up the more it costs us." AHAHA. If I turn the AC up to 80F, that just means that unless the room gets hotter than 80F, the AC will not turn on. How does this cost us more money? It doesn't!
But regardless, I don't argue with them about that.

"Fine," I say. "I'll just turn it off." And I do. I'll show them, right?
"You're going to drive the bill up." Wtf.
"Please. Explain to me how turning OFF the air conditioning raises the bill."

"Every time you touch that it costs us money."

"Um, Not when I turn it OFF." Ridiculous.
What's even worse? They were ALL under blankets in the family room the night before, complaining about how cold it was. Asshats!

I don't see why they're complaining about the bills when they're leaving the TVs on, the DVD player son, the ceiling fans on, hell, Even the OVEN on, when THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN THE APARTMENT.

But oh, it gets so much better.

Last night, Ne(bahama girl who's cool) had bible study in our living room. I was on the computer and the other roommates were studying, so no one really gave it any mind. Until the bible study group left. Neesha had Ne's a**. Why? No ******** reason at all. Ne brought up that they were studying, so they shouldn't have minded.

Neesha's just a dumbass.

Then, and this is the best part. They all go out to some random dude's house. When they come back hours later, they're piss a** drunk!

They enter, and I'm in my bat cave on the computer, right? Well. Neesha's all yelling and s**t about how some guy touched her and how she's "gonna ******** kill him if he touches me again" and that "He shouldn't touch me, I'm the girl and you're the guy" and blahblah, boohoo s**t. Well, the guy she's complaining to wasn't there when it happened, so is trying to get her to calm down and not be so angry, and that if he were there he would've said something, but since he wasn't he can't do anything about it.

But Neesha just doesn't want to listen, she goes on for literally TEN MINUTES about how she's going to ******** kill him if he touches her like that again, has a gun, etc., etc., "I'm not going to put up with that s**t." I become intrigued because by now I'm thinking "Huh, sounds like rape. Maybe I should go in and protect her."
But ALAS! It's much more HORRIBLE! He PUSHED her.

Yes, everyone. She's mad and pissed and going to kill someone because she got pushed. Oh no.

My door is closed, so I'm listening to all of this but not looking. Ne and I share the same room, so she stumbles in and slams the door after her. Then she passes out. Just boom, right on the floor.

"Holy s**t, this isn't good." I think to myself. She must be plastered. But she doesn't drink. She told me she has never drunk before... Holy s**t...

Well, about ten seconds passes by and she manages to get up, but she has no coordination at all. She's trying to do something while babbling about Neesha and the push, but also spilling loose CDs and PS2 controllers everywhere since she can't seem to keep her balance. Then she passes out again.

Then she gets up. Then she passes out. Up. Out. Up. Out.

What the ********, man?

I've only seen something similar to this with my last roommate, Rachel. But she didn't pass out for NEAR as short or as many times. She'd pass out, maybe once every 30 minutes or so, for five minutes. But Ne, she was passing out every minute for 10 seconds.

She goes out of the room, I guess unable to accomplish what she was going to do, and then this white guy peers in.

Well, he sounded white from behind the door, but little did I know... He was actually white. What I learned from him was rather interesting.

He didn't know these girls had another roommate(me), and that I should come with them next time they want to get drunk. He was also quite obviously drunk, but the disturbing fact was he drove these kids here. Drunk. Wtf.

I yelled at him. How could he let Ene, a virgin, get so drunk? He should've been babysitting her, etc., etc. He kept telling me to calm down like some hippy. Finally I tell him to just get out. And he eventually does.

Ne changes out of her clothes, somehow managing to in between blackouts and incoordination. I tell her she needs to go to bed, that she's too drunk to do anything else, but she doesn't listen, and insists she's not drunk. Fine. Whatever. Her problem.

She goes out of the room, and I'm left to my own little cave again.

As soon as she walks out, she passes out again, and is lying near the front door, where Nette sees. Nette says "Oooo, she is so drunk." I go, "Yeah, I know. You shouldn't have let her drink so much. She's passing out every two minutes. You just better hope she doesn't start throwing up."

In anger, I shut the door and go back to my cave.

Hours later, she starts throwing up. No surprise. While I care about Ne, I was also angry she was so stupid. So I didn't bother comforting her.
And I'm not talking about stupid, she drank so much beer stupid. I'm talking about stupid enough to hang out with the two roommates that she doesn't like either and this random white geek guy who said "free beer."

If you're going to get drunk, at least do it with somebody you trust.

Some hours later, Ne finally passes out for good on the bed. I've been at the computer the whole time, not worrying about noise. Since I know this will probably be the best sleep she's ever had. And I hope she remembers some of what happened this morning, because I'm pissed at her, and I'm pissed at the white guy who thought it was okay for a virgin to have as much as she wanted and get that ******** up.

One of these days, I'm going to blow up on my roommates about how stupid and stereotypically black they are. I hope that time comes soon, too, because I'm tired of being a p***y and avoiding fights with them.

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In news not related to roommates, I've started smoking again, and decided beer isn't good. But smoking's okay. Yeah, I don't know how I came to that decision, either. I've got two classes right now, Lighting on Location and Math. Math couldn't be easier, but Lighting on Location sucks, just because I know my teacher thinks I'm stupid because I suck at lighting s**t. Well, I'll never be a DP or a Cinematographer because I can't light worth a damn, but who cares. Lighting is boring anyway. Math couldn't be easier. The teacher literally gives us the answers for the tests. I finish the four hour class in one and a half because of this.

(she gives us a pre-test with answers, a blank pre-test, then a test, which is basically the pre-test we just did but rearranged)

I got netflix because I have to watch a movie for homework all the time. So far it's been pretty awesome. Everyone and their dog should watch "Naked Lunch". It's the most ******** up thing ever. But in a good way. You know there's fun to be had when you're talking to a combination cockroach/typewriter/butthole, and your typewriter spontaneously turns into an alien head that conveniently secretes two different types of hallucinogenic substances when it likes what you type. And alien milking and harvesting. Whoa. It strangely goes in quite well with the Gaia event, too(except no cows).

I recently got FireFox2. MenuX(an extension) doesn't work for it, and I dislike tabs(always have). Because of this, I wanted to downgrade. But now I've realized FF2 goes much faster than 1, is more compliant, and now I've had too much fun messing with the spell checker. Although, I do prefer the old theme of FF. This shiny s**t sucks. I'm sure I can find a theme to override this one, though... When I get un-lazy.

Also. TriskDaemon offered to teach me PHP. Crazy. I wonder if I should take him up on it.

*I'm not racist. I'm stereotype-ist. I really don't hate black people. I've just had bad experiences. In fact, every black person I've ever met save one(this does not count online people) has been a stereotypical negro rapper a*****e. That one black guy who doesn't fit the stereotype is a really close friend of mine. It's sad that Black people have such stupid people making their race look bad.

Although.. Can't say us whites have it going good for us, either.