It's official. I have the most ******** up Bio teacher in the history of biology.
Lalallalala. First few weeks was all hunky dory, you know, build a beast, two dissections, nothing serious, then one day, we walk in the door, and Mrs. Cowie's just like "Right now there are 25 000 000 bacteria on your face. And at this very instant, they're having sex. "
Now, naturally, we all just broke out laughing, and the lesson went on as usual. But when we started our work, she would sneak up on us and moan right in your ear. It's was really annoying. And kind of creepy too.... But....yea.
She also oh, so kindly, informed us that the next super bug (ie, the plague) is on it's way, and if we want to live through it, all we have to do is stop eating, drinking and breathing....hmmm...I wonder if she's on to something
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Tangled Paths of My Demented Mind
The randomness of me. I advise you not to read this unless you enjoy three month old chicken, random pokemon, bugs reproducing on your face, and other such oddities that make up the majority of my life.
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