you know you're insane when you:
1. put a desk in front of your bedroom doorway and when people come by you ask them if they have an appointment.
2. you stand in an elevator and hum the LOTR theme song and every time someone walks in you jump up in front of them and yell, "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!"
3. You use daytime talk shows as a source of moral guidance
4. fake- die in the middle of the mall and when people gather around to see what's wrong you get up and bolt for the nearest exit screaming, "They'll never catch me alive!!!"
5. stare at a microwave while popping popcorn and tell people to be quiet because it's your favorite part of the 'show'.
If you can relate to any of these, you know you're clinically insane.
 Doll With A Knife · Tue Oct 10, 2006 @ 04:09am · 1 Comments |
