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Musical: Avenue Q
Song: The Internet Is For Porn

KATE:The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER:For porn
KATE:I?ve got a fast connection so i don?t have to wait
TREKKIE:For porn
KATE:Huh? There's always some new site,
TREKKIE:For porn!
KATE:I browse all day and night
TREKKIE:For porn!
KATE:It's like i?m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE:For porn!
KATE:Trekkie!
TREKKIE:The internet is for porn
KATE:Trekkie!
TREKKIE:The internet is for porn,
KATE:What are you doing!?
TREKKIE:Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
KATE:Treee?kkie!
TREKKIE:Oh hello kate monster
KATE:You are ruining my song
TREKKIE:Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE:Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE:Me no talkie
KATE:Good I?m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE:For porn
KATE:Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE:For por?oops, sorry
KATE:Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE:For ---
KATE:You can research browse and shop
Until you?ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE: FOR PORN!!
KATE:Trekkie!
TREKKIE:The internet is for porn!
KATE:Noooo
TREKKIE:The internet if for porn!
KATE:Trekkie
TREKKIE:Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE:That?s gross you?re a pervert
TREKKIE:Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE:NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don?t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE:Ohhhh?
KATE:What?!
TREKKIE:You have no idea
Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE:Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE:Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON :Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS:The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON:I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!
KATE:The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS razz ORN!, PORN, P---
KATE:HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB:That?s correct.
KATE:And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN:Sure!
KATE:And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY:Yes I do!
KATE:And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON:True!
TREKKIE:Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON:. .yeah
KATE:EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
KATE:Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:The internet is for porn!
KATE:I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS:Grab your d**k and double click
KATE:I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE:I?m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS razz orn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE:I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS razz orn, porn, porn, porn
TREKKIE:The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME:The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL:The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE:YEAH!


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