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Author: BlackLynx17
Lucy was raised as a Princess, and what does every Princess need? A Prince! So far that hasn't turned out well. Finally when she meets a decend guy he decides to buy her and have her for his wife... That Prince doesn't know what he barged for. Outrage Lucy makes it her personal mission to escape and maybe cause some havoc while she's there.
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BONUS CHAPTER
"Lucy! Come on it's your first mission! I want to go while it's still bright out" Natsu nagged me.
"Natsu calm down I'm coming" I said looking at myself in the mirror.
My outfit was perfect, my hair neat, I had my keys, and my Fairy Tail symbol was tagged on the back of my hand. Perfect, seemed I had everything to go out on my first mission. I walked out the bathroom with a smile on my face.
"Alright, I'm ready" I told Natsu.
"Aren't you forgetting something?" he asked me.
Was I? I shook my head side to side answering him. Where had his eagerness to leave go?
"He's talking about the fang" Happy said from Natsu's shoulder.
"Oh that's right" I said and started looking around the room for it.
It was my lucky dragon's fang, it brought me to Natsu. No way was I going to leave it behind. As I searched frantically for it I heard snicking coming from the boys behind me.
"Hand it over" I said.
Natsu raised his hand, "is that how you ask?" he said shaking the tooth.
I ran over and reached for it but Natsu lifted his hand higher so I couldn't reach.
"Natsu!... this... isn't... FUNNY!..." I said jumping up and down for it.
Natsu found it extremely funny though and laughed as he toyed with me. To think this immature man was my Prince Charming.
"Please?" I asked giving up.
Natsu leaned towards me and brushed his lips against mine before placing the fang in my hand.
"Your too cute to tease" he smiled at me.
I blushed lightly.
"But it sure was funny watching her jump up and down, I'm shocked the mansion didn't shake when she landed" Happy mumbled behind his paw.
"HAPPY!" I yelled reaching for him.
He laughed and flew out the window. Seems that nice cat I met was just an act. Happy thought it was hilarious to tease me, especially when it comes to my weight.
"I don't get it, he only flew me once. I'm not even that heavy, especially compared to you" I told Natsu as we walked through the halls of Fairy Tail.
Natsu didn't respond. I glimpsed at him and saw he was biting his lip.
"Right Natsu?" I asked him.
Natsu cheeks puffed out.
"RIGHT NATSU?" I asked again.
Natsu broke out laughing. I slapped his back and walked ahead stomping as I climbed down the stairs. Stupid, idiotic Natsu. I'm not fat! I'm perfectly sized... Damn I wished I slapped him again.
"Aw, Lucy! Come on I'm sorry, even if it's true" Natsu mumbled and started laughing again.
"I'm telling Erza"
Natsu's laughter stopped short and he paled.
"Alright, really I'm sorry. No need to bring Erza in on this, let's just go on your first mission and have a good time" he said.
I smirked, it was my turn to torture him now.
"Maybe... then again that heavy joke hurt Natsu" I pouted.
"Please dear god no Lucy, anything but Erza" he begged.
"Alright I won't tell, but! We get to ride on a carriage to the destination" I said.
I didn't mind walking but Natsu's needed to be punished. It was his choice now carriage ride or Erza's doom. I smiled and giggled to myself. This is what he get's for toying with me, question is how will I get Happy back? Maybe if I spray some water on him... cat's don't like water right?
"Let's get this over with" Natsu sighed dragging his feet to the door.
"What happened to all of your energy Natsu?" I asked following him.
"It vanished" he said.
Natsu reached for the door handle but it opened suddenly and smashed into him right in the face. Natsu fell back on the floor. I would normally be concerned and rushed to help him if it wasn't for Mira's screams.
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! IT'S HERE! IT CAME OUT" Mira yelled.
I watched her jump up and down screaming out in glee wavering her hand in the air.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR MIRA!" Natsu yelled getting up.
"Oh Natsu! Just the person I wanted to see, Lucy too! Great your both here!" Mira yelled.
"What's all the commotion?" Jii-chan asked walking out of the dining room.
"Yeah, what's with the yells?" Gray asked walking in with Juvia.
Levy and Gajeel also walked in and we were all staring at Mira doing her little happy dance. Lisanna and Cana also joined to see what was happening.
"Sorry about that Natsu but it's out! Look!" Mira yelled holding her hands out.
In her hands was a magazine, and on that magazine was a picture of Natsu and I.
"No way!" I yelled reaching for it.
It was one of the pictures Jason took of us on our interview. Natsu had his hands wrapped around me and we were both smiling.
"Jii-chan I thought that was a fake interview" Natsu said looking at it.
"Never said it was" Jii-chan responded.
"Let me see" Levy said leaning over Lucy's shoulder.
"No worries I bought them all" Mira said throwing up more magazines in the air.
"Magnolia's Newest Hottest Couple... Literally" Gray said reading the cover.
Gajeel started to laugh. "It looks like the two of you are on fire" he said.
I frowned. In the background of us were flames, it really did.
"Your just jealous because if it was you and Levy on the cover they'd have to put nails" Natsu laughed.
"Shut it Salamander!" Gajeel yelled.
I ignored their fight and opened the book looking over the index. Our interview was on page 56, so I turned to the page.
"How The Richest Girl In Fiore Captured The Heart Of The Dragon" Levy read out loud.
"These titles are garbage" I said looking at the bold letters.
"But that picture of you is cute, I like the outfit" Levy said.
"Aw thanks Levy" I said looking at the first page.
It was a solo picture of me smiling.
"Attention people seventeen year old Dragon Slayer Natsu Dragneel, the hottest dragon of the year has just been taken off the market by, you wouldn't believe it, almost as hot sixteen year old Lucy Heartfilia" Erza said.
"Almost as hot? ALMOST? I am hotter than Natsu" I yelled at the magazine.
Natsu laughed. "Don't be jealous at my hotness Luce" he said.
"Jason's probably gay and thinks you are too" I told him.
Gray and Gajeel started cracking up.
"The Glorious, Amazing, Talented Reporter Jason got the inside scoop on these two love dragons. Sounds like he was the one who wrote this" Master Gramps said.
I nodded and started reading the article.
"A typical love story on how these two met, Lucy Heartfilia was the first to act. Sounded a little despressed if I may say" Gray said.
"No! You may not! He was the desperate one! I was kidnapped!" I yelled.
"Seems Lucy Heartfilia was known around her home as the legendary Dragon Stalker Slayer. When she first got wind of the Fire Dragon Slayer she immediately threw a party just to invite him over. Even Juvia's not desperate enough to go to those lengths" Juvia said.
"Not you too Juvia. These are all lies" I said.
"Well Jason did run out of time during the interview, perhaps he made some of the things up" Natsu explained.
"Try most of it" I responded.
"But it seemed Natsu Dragneel was equally as eager to go, seeing how he... is a gold digger!" Lisanna read laughing.
"What! I don't dig for gold!" Natsu yelled tearing open the magazine.
"It's an expression. It means you only go for woman with a lot of money" Levy educated.
"But love works in many different ways and at the end of the night, Natsu had proposed to Lucy and she said yes, even though Dragneel was to broke to afford a ring. I heard that Master Markov cut him off so he could buy hair growth serum! What!" Master Gramps yelled.
We all laughed at the part.
"When we asked Natsu what he loved most about his future wife, he replies... her thighs? Didn't take you for a thigh man Natsu" Cana laughed.
"Eyes! I said eyes!" Natsu said.
Gray started laughing loudly. "And what Lucy loved best about Natsu was his dome shape headness" he laughed.
"That doesn't even rhyme with warm bloodedness!" I complained.
"And my head is the perfect shape! No domes in here!" Natsu yelled.
"When I asked the couple about their past relationships they were both speechless. Why you might ask? Neither of them could count how many boys they've been with! Yes ladies and gentlemen, boys. Seems the Dragon Slayer experimented with the other team before finding his one true love" Cana said.
"TOLD YOU HE WAS GAY!" I yelled laughing.
Oh God, I may have hated Jason in the beginning of this but man is he a funny person.
"I'M NOT GAY!" Natsu yelled.
"Man Jason's right on the mark about this" I said waving the magazine.
"Oh Lucy, you better keep reading" Levy said.
"before finding his one true love but! But? Why is there a but? But either way it works out perfectly for Natsu because Lucy's Hearfilia is actually... I AM NOT A MAN!" I screamed.
Natsu stopped complaining and looked over the page laughing. "Hearfilia is actually a man, that's right he's had a sex transplant to become a woman. How did I find out? By her chest, no way they could be that big without work being done on them... That basterd! He looked at your chest!" Natsu yelled burning the magazine.
"Great now everyone in Magnolia thinks I'm a man!" Lucy cried.
"It's alright Lucy, they only think you used to be a man" Levy said.
"That doesn't help!" Lucy cried more.
"Maybe this will make you feel better. I must admit there was definitely chemistry between the chemistry between the two of them, which makes me believe... oh never mind" Erza said closing the book.
"What? Makes him believe what? Which makes me believe... that Fairy Tail is actually a drug house! Where is he coming up with this stuff? All of it is too farfetched!" I said.
"Juvia found something normal. The date for these two has yet to be undecided, Lucy better hurry though if she doesn't want her pregnancy to show" Juvia said.
"Alright so that's normal, still a lie, but not as big as the others" I said.
"But get this, the Father is none other than Iron Dragon Slayer, Gajeel Redfox!" Lisanna yelled.
"Bullshit!" Gajeel yelled re-reading it.
"If you thought one Dragon Slayer was enough, you were wrong. Lucy Heartfilia want's them all... just great. Is there one thing in this magazine that doesn't make me want to kill him?" I asked.
"Turn to the next page" Erza said.
I did so, on it was the kissing picture of me and Natsu. I smiled fondly at it, our first kiss.
"Listen to this, after everything I have to say these two make the perfect couple. I could feel the love between these two people, I can't imagine a more fitting pair then Natsu Dragneel and Lucy Heartfilia" Erza said.
So maybe Jason wasn't that bad of a person.
"Read the rest of it Scarlet" Gajeel said.
"Rest? What else is there?" I asked.
Erza sliced the book out of my hand.
"Don't you have a mission to go on?" she asked.
"Erza?" I asked.
"I give these two love birds two weeks, a month at best" Mira read out.
"Let's go Natsu" I said dropping my sliced up magazine.
"Alright, we'll be back later guys" Natsu called out as we walked out the door.
"Don't let it get to you Luce, all that matters is that I love you" he said.
"It didn't Natsu, but I was thinking we could make a quick detour before we go on the mission. I want to pay our friend Jason a visit" I said.
"Your going to beat the crap out of him?"
"I'm going to beat the crap out of him"
Natsu smiled. "Finally I get to see crazy, excited Lucy. I'm all for it" he said.
I smiled with him. "Your still riding in the carriage"
"Aw Lucy!" he whined.
I laughed.
"Love you two my gold digging Dragon Slayer"
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~The end
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Oh Yeah it's doneee! Credit to : BlackLynx17 !
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