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Mia: Blah blah blah BRIANNA. > biggrin
Him: *sits next to me.* HEY BRIANNA.
Me: ...
*Says some other s**t*
Him: ARE YOU GOING TO TALK TO ME?
Him: OH. She's just too good to talk to me in her little corner. Being a badass over there.
Me: ...
Him: Something something b***h.

*Later*
*Hears whispering*
Why doesn't she like me?
Idk.
Is she weird?
*doesn't hear a response*

Him: Meow.
....
Him: Meow.
....
Him: Meow.
Mia: She really likes ferrets.
Him: Orlly.
Him: FERRETS.
Me: ...
Him: FERRETS.
Me: I hate ferrets.
Him: Why don't you smile?
Me: 'Cuz that's how I am.
*later*
Him: See, she laughed.
Me: *Shakes head.*
Him: I can make her laugh.
Me: Nu-uh.
Him: Oh yeah? Wanna bet?
Me: ...
Him: I wonder if she'll laugh if I tickle her....
Me: .... ( Please don't. D: )
Him: LOL she's probably all "NO, DON'T ******** TOUCH ME." Hahahaha.
Him: Why don't you like me?
Me: Because you're you.
Him: I don't get that.
Me: ....
*Later*
Him: WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?
Me: What's there to like?
You shouldn't ignore me.
Why?
Because it's impolite!
I don't have to be polite around you.


Him: Do you touch little boys?
Me: What?
Him: Do you touch little boys?
Me: ...No, but I know that you do.
Him: SO?
*little later*
Him: How do you know? Do you like, stalk me or something?
Me: No, it's just common knowledge.
*Him and some random people laugh*
Random friend: That's probably true.
Him: Ha.. common knowledge..