I was talking with my friends today and somehow we got on the subject of Unicorns.
I have this thing where I just make up s**t as I go.
Well I did.
My Theory Went Like This:
The Unicorn was once believed a mystical being of a horse with one horn, typically white to represent purity.
I believe that it would be brown or black, for survivals sake.
For some reason, rainbows and gay people have been compared to unicorns.
Why?
I believe they can only give birth one way.
All of them are female.
Hence, the old legend of "virgins can only see a unicorn",
Because Unicorns are Lesbians.
Fair enough.
I believe they give birth by explosion.
Getting pregnant it a matter of using other male horses, for DNA.
But when they give birth, the baby treats the the mothers body as an egg.
Therefore, uses its small horn to pierce it way out.
So the mother gets a bloody birth. biggrin
And that's when I stopped.
There's more about how skittles relate to unicorns but, I don't wanna get into that. :3
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