Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

(This all started as a Facebook status thing from mike.)


Micheal Gamini McNeelis:
You ever get the feeling like once your world
has crashed the only thing left to do is watch
every one else destroy themselves....?

Cheushi Dawn: ...o.o *falls off a gundam and blows myself up*

(Messages me to my inbox)

Mike: Where the hell did you get a gundam?!

Me: I borrowed it from Heero Yuy when he blew himself up...
I didn't think he needed it anymore

Mike: XD HA! you just made my day

Me: XD i'm glad! ....O.o how tho...I blew myself up.

Mike: O.O...*steals gundam and also throws phoenix down at you*

Me: HOLY CR- *hits the ground seeming as how i fell off my gundam...dies again
(Wow, you really thought that one out didn't you? lol)

Mike: >.> ...damnit....um. *Revival potion*

Me: *Revives* Jesus...Does this mean i'm a zombie?!

Mike: NOT AGAIN!!! ...Hmm *revs chainsaw, newly refilled with gas*

Me: AGH!! WAIT! WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS ONCE!!! *hauls a***

Mike: I wasn't coming after you this time...*revs*

Me: ...wait...how can you have a chainsaw inside a gundam?

Mike: ......Hmmm...*drops chainsaw cutting off arm in process* ...damnit.

Me: Oh s**t...*gets the chainsaw and chains off your other arm* .... O .o

Mike: O.O ....WHY??!!!?!?!

Me: To make it even! Now if there ARE zombies they will go after the one
thats already bleeding....don't worry... O.o when i'm done you will be okay
*starts packing backpack*

Mike: O.O ....WTF?!

Me: its MY GUNDAM! O.o i had no idea what to do about your arm...
so the thing at the time seemed to me to cut the other one off....
*gets in the gundams cockpit and pokes my head out* Here *throws a bandaid out*
btw...theres zombies comming...*flies away*

Mike: *turns to see zombie army* ....Son of a-

Me: *Running from the swarm of zombies* wtf happend to you?!

Mike: What?! You cut my arms off and left me to the zombies!!! come back for me!!!

Me: Oh...That was prolly my evil twin! *Picks you up lika cardbord cutout*
Holy cow. What a number!
*a kid picks up one arm and a black dog picks up the other following closly behind*

Mike: ....*While being carried helplessly*....Just kill me...?

Me: Got a better idea- gota get you to Dr. Sid...
Plus, at the rate your loosing blood-
you will prolly die before we get there *jumps in a phone booth with you,
the kid, and the dog, then goes down like an elevator*

Mike:....Um...this is normal...*passes out from bloodloss*

Me: *Clanking clanking beep beep booooop beep*

Mike: *Feels pain..remains unconscious*

Me: *pokepoke* Kids voice:momma, Leea bite him...
*clankclank* unfarmiliarvoice: At the rate this fog is coming in,
i don't think we will be there ontime.Myvoice: Well. atleased we
were able to reconstruct him...It wont be all that bad...

Mike: *Eyes begin to open* ...um?..

Me: kid;Momma, *kid pokes you in the eye* me;Lewis!!! oh! hey there...
how you feeling? oh ...yeah... don't mind your leg...

Mike:...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY LEG!!???

Me: WELL...About the time you left us.
the phone booth lead down into the sewers...
and thats where we ran into a bunch of ninjas
that were some how turned into zombies... so while
lewis took your arm and Beat the crap out of them i was trying
to find the enterance to the old subwat system...
these huge mutated ******** turtles cam out of nowhere talking
about tequila skating on skatebords. and i asked them if they
could help us and one of them said they don't help bums...
I said that we were running from nunja zombies and they laughed at me,
so i took one of their skatebords and started beating their face in and
i was down to the last one and he pleaded saying he'd do whatever
i wanted and i told him it was too late cuz the zombies were on already on their way.
Then this huge ******** rat appeared and started shitting bricks.
So lew, the dog and i, started running, and then out of the nasty water there were
these tinticles that tried to grab me. but then han solo and the
gang started shooting it...some how-

Mike: O.O...what...about....my LEG!??!!


Me: The sewer was somekind of teleporter to the trashbin inside
whatever the ships name was. And oh! i forgot to tell you,
the goonies came into the picture about the same time the turtles came in-
But not for long cuz they got eaten by teenage mutant ninja turtle zombies.
but after we got out of the trash heap we found that lewis had lost your arm...
sooo then we were walking around and a storm trooper came and took us to
darth vader and saw your condition and refurred us to someone who could help.
So we meet this one girl who made you an automail arm. and her grandma then
refurred us to someone in the galaxy of eaideth and we met sargent gates
who esscorted us to mordor in middle earth then we continued to elfendor
and the sargent left us in the hands of Aragorn, on our way there we were
attacked by orks and they ripped off one of your legs saying that you didn't need it.
Aragorn slew the orks who hadby that time already devoured your leg.
We FINALLY made it to elvendor and the arm leera had been carrying around in here mouth,
they reatatched it- With their elfy magic and said there was nothing they
could do about your leg. then aragorn took us to upper world and thats where
we met rinoa. at the train station in the middle of nowhere. she showed us
the way to garden and thats where we met up with sid....
now we have to go to tatoween before we head back to the rockbells
cuz Sid thinks he left his wallet at the barr next to his grandmothers house....
Welcome back!!!


Mike:HOW LONG WAS I OUT?!??!!
(btw i've never met a nerdier girll, you are ******** awesome ^_^)

Me:...you were out about 30 minutes....

Mike: ...-_-...Just lead the way...wait...can i walk?

Me: Not yet...We have to go back to the rockbells so
they can make you an automail leg... but like i said,
Sid thinks he left his wallet in the bar next to
his grandmothers house on tatoween!
...xD (and what was that about a nerdy girl?P!)

Mike: Then how am i getting around...?
(>///< You're soooo epic!!!)

Me: ....Yous laying on an examination table strapped down
so that when we hit a bad patch of space fog you don't
go flying around and lose more limbs or perhaps even losing the game!...
But lets admit, Losing the game is enevitable... so lets not kid ourselves....
Just hold tight, were almost there.
(What? no i'm not. xD)

Mike: game..? GAH Dammit! >.> ...
(You so are, you made sooo many epic references
in one RP, plus even just being dorks,
i have a lot of fun talking and RPing with you lol,
so yeah. YOU'RE PRETTY ********' EPIC!!)

Me: (Muwahahahahaaah...WINNING! XD.)
O.o...So...all in all, i'd have to say your pretty lucky.

Mike: Indeed.