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Mood: Tired
Reading: K-ON!
So! The explanation of my first day of school, narrated Prussian-style!
So I walked into school all awesome, but I had my dumb little brother with me, so he was un-awesome. Not good for my awesome image. But I let him sit with me at breakfast, so if he got beat up at random by Russia or something, I could see it.
But if that happened, my boss-like features may get messed up via his fist, so I guess that plan's scrapped. Whatever.
So then my awesome friends popped up! Yeah! And we were hugging, all like a boss! And Nerd-chan said some dumb stuff, but I let it slide, because she couldn't spoil my awesomeness.
So we gossiped about our awesome OCs like bosses.
And then I had band first period! And Commander-sama looked at me weird! So I questioned her once and moved on, cuz even though she's dating New Zealand, she's scary. And awesome. And my boss.
I wonder, if Latvia got a girlfriend, if she would be scary.
And I had Yuri-chan for meh first three classes! She's awesome, but has love-love crisises often, and is easily calmed by "But we're best friends..."
Yeah, cuz I'm so awesome, I can control people.
And then was Algebra! And a useless child was there. So I shook my head disapprovingly.
AND THEN HISTORY!!!! U.S HISTORY!!!! So I looked at my wristband and said, "It's your class now!"
Cuz I'm so boss, I can do that.
And my old boyfriend was there. YAYZ.
So then Jazz Band. Aw, crap, I have memories of that from last year. I got attacked every day by that squirell... and was grabbed by the shoulder and had "MOTHER RUSSIAAAA!" shouted in my ear by another one...
There's too many people in that class this year. So it sucks. Large classes suck.
Then fifth period! Science! Looks like I can get ahead in my homework in this one, cuz I'm awesome. Like that.
Oh but my last name is no longer awesome.
And then 6th period. RLA. With some b*****d who thinks he can yell my name and the f-bomb in the same sentance, and it's not "ONIGIRI-NEKO IS SO ******** AWESOME ~ biggrin DDDDD".
Haterz can go to Belarus. Naw, spend the night with Belarus in a closet! My time is way too awesome for them.
Lunch! Lotsa random awesomeness. But SOME PEOPLE CONFUSE ITALY AND AMERICA....
Anyways, Nerd and Skippy tried to kill each other, everyone fought over my milk carton, and I was a boss.
In art, I had to draw realistically. Which I am not awesome at. HOW DARE ART FORMS I AM NOT A BOSS AT BE INTRODUCED INTO THIS WORLD!!!!!
Well whatever, we did nothing in homeroom, but I was still awesome.
The end.
 Oni Stars Falling · Tue Aug 23, 2011 @ 02:48am · 0 Comments |
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