I'm gonna kill you so hard you're gonna die to death.
AND LIKE IT.
Wait, what?!?!
Hurhurhur..
"What do you want?"
"Inside.... You...."
... I'll explain someday.
In the far-off future after I'm married with twelve children and you work for Smithy as a prostitute on the streets of Las Vegas for $20 an hour~
Heyyyy, here's $1000 bucks!
ON YO KNEES, b***h!!
RAWR.
That means you suck in Lion.
You copied first ;D
And I like this "hit the hay" idea! Let's go bother BK
And then you can watch us have hot monkey sex!
LOL JK
You don't wanna see that.
Just ask Zoey. x:
And yes, you will be Smithy's prostitute.
And you will live in my basement with my eight sons all of whom will have insanely huge crushes on you and frequent your corner more than anybody else~
They will also buy all the porn you're going to make with Pervert b***h ;3
....
And I will so not find said porn while folding laundry for you and my eight sons [whose names will be Zythion, Cerebus, Hades, Zeus, Nemo, August, Rouge, and Richard] and watch it.
And then Masturbate so hard my nads'll drop and I will sprout a p***s.
And my boobs will fall of.
And we will surgically implant them in your boobs so that Smithy can raise your rates to $30 and hour, and then Cerebus, Hades, Zeus, Nemo, August, Rouge, and Richard won't be able to afford you anymore, so they will start a riot in Las Vegas.
And then rape you every night until you move into the room with my four daughters [whose names are Aphrodite, Venus, Justine, and Sally] and the cat [Fred].
Fred will then become your best friend and you will indulge in bestiality with him in order to advertise and get more customers thereby making Smithy a millionaire.
Smithy will then become a psychiatrist and I will put Cerebus, Hades, Zeus, Nemo, August, Rouge, Richard, Aphrodite, Venus, Justine, Sally, and Fred in therapy where the boys'll admit to raping you and Smithy will sue us for lost wages :3
Isn't our life going to be amazing? XD
And through all of THAT, BK, Gen, Danny, and Lopez'll find a new drummer, become super famous, make a multibajilion dollars each and support your spendy lifestyle after you become Smithy's secretary! And then he'll get married to pink hair b***h who by then will be Brown Hair b***h and weigh 486.3 pounds and be both verbally and physically abusive towards Smithy who will then realize that you are the love of his life and the two of you will start an affair which will lead to your guys' running away to the Bahamas to be married.
There you will spend the rest of your life in the lap of Luxury.
Literally, because Smithy will change his name to Luxury and he will really like lap dances.
But only yours because Brown Hair b***h was too fat and would have crushed him like a toothpick because the two of you are uber skinny.
And while all of THAT is going on I will have two more daughters [Marie and Mackenzie] who will be twins that me and BK will adopt to you and Smithy because Brown Hair b***h ripped off Smithy's nutsack when she found out the two of your were ********.
By the way, if you're wondering what happened to Zythion, he ran away from home and became the first ever person to be emailed to Alpha Centauri, opening the gateway to intergalactic space travel for humans.
He will then end up on the planet Yugiophotilacis and fall in love with an alien princess named Chi (I so didn't steal that name from Chobits.) and they will have one half alien, half human baby that will die when Earth gets into a war with Yugiophotilacis over oil reserves, bringing about peace between our two planets that will be disrupted 156 years later when yours and Luxury's great-great-great grandson, Zurig, who is gay, commits sodomy on an adolescent Yugiophotilacisite named Shu.
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